What did you accomplish today?

[Bareback]

LOL, hey hop into your Pinto, pack some lobsters and we can have them trim and then eat them for dinner. I'll braai them ;D

If his pinto gets rear-ended the lobsters will be well done when you get them.

 

[Karah]

I updated to ios12, I'm sure it will bite me in the ass shortly.

I haven’t updated in a long ass time. I won’t unless I have to.

 

[*** River Rat ***]

I smoked weed legally today for the first time.

Legally as in your state is legal...or you got a Dr ok and have a script ?
FYI...if you have an LTC ...and you get a "weed license"....your LTC won't get renewed because it's not accepted Federally to smoke pot !!
Better stash your guns...

 

[ANC]

as in our country. The court said fuckit, smoking or growing weed is not a crime.

 

[ANC]

I haven’t updated in a long ass time. I won’t unless I have to.

dont make us make you

Shit that sentence has a different meaning depending on which word you accentuate.

 

[*** River Rat ***]

as in our country. The court said fuckit, smoking or growing weed is not a crime.

Congratulations !!
Now the rest of the world should wake up and face reality...
As long as booze is legal to consume--all the hippocrates can bite me !!

 

[*** River Rat ***]

dont make us make you

Shit that sentence has a different meaning depending on which word you accentuate.

You're a damn smart guy !!
....mmmmm......accentuate....
is that when you go down on someone that doesn't speak your language ??

 

[ANC]

Hah, English is not my language.
I am an Afrikaanse dude.

 

[*** River Rat ***]

Hah, English is not my language.
I am an Afrikaanse dude.

accent u ate-------> munching the world !!

 

[WeedFreak78]

My dumb, lying, cunt of a mother strikes again. She made plans to come here 3 days ago to drop off some of her crap and talk. I texted her first thing this morning to see if she was still coming. Took an hour to get back to me with a "yes". Then multiple texts of " another half hour" or "I'll be there soon" over the next 3 hours. Then I get "I'm not coming, I'm tired". WTF!!!!!? I have shit to do, I can't be waiting around for you're stupid lying ass all day. Because of that, I had to go out shopping in torrential rain, instead of earlier before it hit like I was planning, and then came home to my sump pump alarm going off because it tripped the circuit and my basement starting to flood. I should've fucking been here if it wasn't for her lies. She's a fucking useless waste of oxygen. I'm not at all religious and I've literally prayed every night for weeks she has a massive heart attack, or I do.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

If his pinto gets rear-ended the lobsters will be well done when you get them.

 

[curious2garden]

Congratulations !!
Now the rest of the world should wake up and face reality...
As long as booze is legal to consume--all the hippocrates can bite me !!

 

[Singlemalt]

Kia Sportage. I loooove it.

Have you been loved in it yet?

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

 

[cannabineer]

I haven’t updated in a long ass time. I won’t unless I have to.

As ass times go ... what is long?

 

[lokie]

Have you been loved in it yet?

@Karah play this for your next passenger.

I hope you get a better response than I did.

 

[curious2garden]

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Ahhh so cute!

 

[neosapien]

My hand is healing way better than expected. I do believe it's from the 2 days of superglue keeping it shut. Then a day of relax and air. Thanks for the tip.

 

[doublejj]

 

[see4]

Room for the baby, I love it! Is that the turbo?

yes it is, and i plan on putting a stage 5 upgrade in it, 200hp. its balls right now, and loud as fuck.