MacGyver pipes/bongs.

Jbw1111

Jbw1111

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I remember when I was younger I sometimes had to make my own smoking devices. Sometimes even today if I forget my pipe but have my weed I have to improvise.

Was hoping you guys would share some cool or funny stories about some makeshift pieces you've had to make.
Or even just interesting things you made.

My favorite I've made: I converted an air matress pump into a bong. The intake pulled air wether you were pulling the pump up or down. So I put a socket (Best makeshift bowl piece) over that with tape and all you had to do was pump it; the smoke would come out of the hose obviously.

Hopefully I'm not repeating a thread. I looked a little. I'm also smoking so I apologise if I'm the umpteenth assholes to post this...
 
lokie

lokie

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I have crafted smoking devices on the fly several times.

My favorite was a bong I made out of bamboo. I already had the downstem and bowl
from a previous bong so it was fast and easy.

It looked similar to this one, only with an aluminum downstem and bowl.


I loved that bong but after about 3 months of daily use the bamboo dried out and it split up the side.
Not having time or access to buy a new one I wrapped it with masking tape and
then shellacked it to keep the water in. The tape and shellac added texture and flare.
I loved it more after the makeover.bongsmilie

It lasted for about another year. A friend and I were toking it up at the end of a cul de sac.
We had left the car at the end of the pavement and walked to a small clearing in the woods
to toke up and catch up.

Afterwards while walking back to the car we could see headlights beaming down the path straight at us.
OH FUCK. I tossed that bong and about 1/8 into some brush.

We then walked into the headlights like we owned the street. You guessed it, it was cops.:-?

Someone had called and reported the car parked where it had never been before.

We explained what we were doing, just relaxing and catching up.
Of course our word ment diddly-squat to the cops and they asked us to lead them to the spot we
had been to. Nothing was left at the "spot" so we led them thinking all would work out.

Having checked out the "spot" we walked back to the car. On the way back one cop is shining his
light on us and the other was searching the shadows along the way. "Wait, what's this?"

When I looked back the cop had my bong in his hand. The first cop asked "Do you think it's theirs?"
to which the second cop replied " No, its wet and sticky, looks like it's been here for a while."

They gave us a speech about being someplace that we really did not belong and let us go on our way.

That was my lucky night. They did not find the weed and did not think the bong was ours.

But wait, there's more.:bigjoint:

We went back the next day to search for the weed.
We found it. I guess the moonlight and shadows had kept it hidden from the cops light.:blsmoke:
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

Well-Known Member
lokie said:
I have crafted smoking devices on the fly several times.

My favorite was a bong I made out of bamboo. I already had the downstem and bowl
from a previous bong so it was fast and easy.

It looked similar to this one, only with an aluminum downstem and bowl.


I loved that bong but after about 3 months of daily use the bamboo dried out and it split up the side.
Not having time or access to buy a new one I wrapped it with masking tape and
then shellacked it to keep the water in. The tape and shellac added texture and flare.
I loved it more after the makeover.bongsmilie

It lasted for about another year. A friend and I were toking it up at the end of a cul de sac.
We had left the car at the end of the pavement and walked to a small clearing in the woods
to toke up and catch up.

Afterwards while walking back to the car we could see headlights beaming down the path straight at us.
OH FUCK. I tossed that bong and about 1/8 into some brush.

We then walked into the headlights like we owned the street. You guessed it, it was cops.:-?

Someone had called and reported the car parked where it had never been before.

We explained what we were doing, just relaxing and catching up.
Of course our word ment diddly-squat to the cops and they asked us to lead them to the spot we
had been to. Nothing was left at the "spot" so we led them thinking all would work out.

Having checked out the "spot" we walked back to the car. On the way back one cop is shining his
light on us and the other was searching the shadows along the way. "Wait, what's this?"

When I looked back the cop had my bong in his hand. The first cop asked "Do you think it's theirs?"
to which the second cop replied " No, its wet and sticky, looks like it's been here for a while."

They gave us a speech about being someplace that we really did not belong and let us go on our way.

That was my lucky night. They did not find the weed and did not think the bong was ours.

But wait, there's more.:bigjoint:

We went back the next day to search for the weed.
We found it. I guess the moonlight and shadows had kept it hidden from the cops light.:blsmoke:
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You Should of just kept asking if your being detained or free to go. If you can't leave ask him what crime he suspects you of committing. Never let those pieces of shits walk you into a lonely wooded area. That's how you get raped and killed.





I used to make pipes out of potatoes and carrots when I was out of apples.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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My gf once made a bong out of me: she was sucking my dick and stuck a nug up my ass, then lit it. To our surprise, smoke came out of my dick while my asshole smoldered away. I really miss her. PM me if anyone would like to play Tyler Bong...
 
ANC

ANC

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Heat a ring around a beer bottle neck, lick your fingers full of spit and give the heated circle a whack with your wet index and middle fingers. The bottle should snap off pretty neatly around the hot area.
Roll the foil from a pack of smokes into a long snake by folding it lengthwise. Then roll it up in a spiral that will fill the cap end of your bottle pipe. Fill with weed, and hit that shit... have some friends to pass it around with. smash it when you're done.
 
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