What did you accomplish today?

Grandpapy

Grandpapy

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ChingOwn said:
*clears throat*

Today I figured out exactly what it takes to give me the worst smelling farts.

3 22oz miller lites drop in some green olives as a nice reward to yourself for finishing each beer.

Drive down the street to Rudys bbq pick up 1/2lb of baby back ribs 1/2 of pork ribs and 1 pint of potato salad.

Drive home Drown all ribs in Spicy bbq sauce and consume all ribs while standing over the counter, and the dog watches, also consume potato salad.

take off clothes, and prepare to settle in, and watch a bootlegged version of infity wars.

Answer text from the girl you texted while drinking the beers to come to the place where you were drinking beer and forgot about it, with "let me put on some clothes and Ill be right there"

Go back to said place drink 4 more 22oz Miller Lites.

Sex.

Let that shit marinate over night.

Drink some coffee.

Fart!

Leave your own office at work because it smells so bad and go hang out in somebody elses for a while.
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Sex does it every time.
 
tangerinegreen555

tangerinegreen555

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ChingOwn said:
*clears throat*

Today I figured out exactly what it takes to give me the worst smelling farts.

3 22oz miller lites drop in some green olives as a nice reward to yourself for finishing each beer.

Drive down the street to Rudys bbq pick up 1/2lb of baby back ribs 1/2 of pork ribs and 1 pint of potato salad.

Drive home Drown all ribs in Spicy bbq sauce and consume all ribs while standing over the counter, and the dog watches, also consume potato salad.

take off clothes, and prepare to settle in, and watch a bootlegged version of infity wars.

Answer text from the girl you texted while drinking the beers to come to the place where you were drinking beer and forgot about it, with "let me put on some clothes and Ill be right there"

Go back to said place drink 4 more 22oz Miller Lites.

Sex.

Let that shit marinate over night.

Drink some coffee.

Fart!

Leave your own office at work because it smells so bad and go hang out in somebody elses for a while.
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Add 3 pickled eggs for perfection.
 
tangerinegreen555

tangerinegreen555

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Finally got plastic mulch down in both walls.
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Next year I'll put it down first like smart people. I wanted to put green onions between plants while they were small, all the onions are out of the walIs now. Next year I'll just put the onions in containers, like the 4 containers full I have now.

My peppers never looked better after a month <knock on wood> but until I start picking them, I'm not getting excited.

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I did everything right, according to my cousin with the degree in horticulture.
It's his nute and planting set up.

Sure doesn't take long for weeds to start though, mulch earlier next year.
 
Roger A. Shrubber

Roger A. Shrubber

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tangerinegreen555 said:
Finally got plastic mulch down in both walls.
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Next year I'll put it down first like smart people. I wanted to put green onions between plants while they were small, all the onions are out of the walIs now. Next year I'll just put the onions in containers, like the 4 containers full I have now.

My peppers never looked better after a month <knock on wood> but until I start picking them, I'm not getting excited.

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I did everything right, according to my cousin with the degree in horticulture.
It's his nute and planting set up.

Sure doesn't take long for weeds to start though, mulch earlier next year.
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i'm tellin ya with the peppers, when they start to bear fruit, cut the N back by at least half, or you'll get big ass pepper plants with little to no peppers
 
F

Fubard

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ChingOwn said:
*clears throat*

Today I figured out exactly what it takes to give me the worst smelling farts.

3 22oz miller lites drop in some green olives as a nice reward to yourself for finishing each beer.

Drive down the street to Rudys bbq pick up 1/2lb of baby back ribs 1/2 of pork ribs and 1 pint of potato salad.

Drive home Drown all ribs in Spicy bbq sauce and consume all ribs while standing over the counter, and the dog watches, also consume potato salad.

take off clothes, and prepare to settle in, and watch a bootlegged version of infity wars.

Answer text from the girl you texted while drinking the beers to come to the place where you were drinking beer and forgot about it, with "let me put on some clothes and Ill be right there"

Go back to said place drink 4 more 22oz Miller Lites.

Sex.

Let that shit marinate over night.

Drink some coffee.

Fart!

Leave your own office at work because it smells so bad and go hang out in somebody elses for a while.
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There's some proper English beer that needs one pint to make you look like an amateur, the first time I found this out was when working at a <classified> building in the UK which was a "condition clean" regarding dust, extraction, and so on, the positive pressure differential was noticeable. I was in an open space with some colleagues when I found out that said beer was certainly fermenting inside me and, despite the super airco/extraction system there was still a sphere approximately 4 feet across which was uninhabitable for over an hour. I swear you could see claw marks in the walls.

The second episode, well, I wasn't so lucky. The ale house had run out of my usual beer so I tried a different one, which had similar results I think you can predict. Which is not something you wish to suffer from when working on construction of the UK nuclear submarine fleet as you are always in a rather confined space. You know it's bad when youe own stomach turns with the stench of your own farts, I think that says it all.

Some good Belgian dark beers too, the effects can be stupendous, the sort where you let out a little squeak as you get off the metro and then watch people claw at the windows trying to escape from what you thought was just an innocent little bubble.

So forget your girly "lite" beer, that's over 7 pints you needed, I reckon 2 11oz bottles of Brugse Zot would take someone with an obviously sensitive digestive system up to a level you never thought you could achieve without it running down the back of your leg...
 
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