Roger A. Shrubber
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two years ago kid got his pants ripped off by a bear, he had candy in his pockets, walking in the woods....
What did you accomplish today?
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Yeah this mensa candidate had been feeding them and put the rest of the food in the tent.
BleedsGreen
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Unfortunately people today are clueless when it comes to wild animals and most things that require a little common sense (can you really call it that anymore considering just how uncommon it is?). We have been protecting those that natural selection would have done away for too long.
tyler.durden
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Awful situation. I didn't know bears died from face chewing...
Grandpapy
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It's the clock stopping verity that will do it.
Yeah we are poisonous to them
420God
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You should catch one and make it your pet. A cub, not a kid.
Roger A. Shrubber
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yeah, because i want a 400 pound rat that likes to raid dumpsters as a pet....
and i want the park service coming to my door with a warrant....
and i want to attract the attention of tourists in any way.....
and i want to pay to feed the damn thing.....
otherwise, brilliant idea!
and i want the park service coming to my door with a warrant....
and i want to attract the attention of tourists in any way.....
and i want to pay to feed the damn thing.....
otherwise, brilliant idea!
BleedsGreen
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Hi, I'm bear shit now cause I thought singing & petting wild brown bears was a good idea.
Singlemalt
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Bear Boy!!!! good ol' Timmy
tangerinegreen555
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I remember touring Yellowstone, seeing the 'don't feed the bear signs'.
Lol, everybody did. My dad would throw them something out the window and wind up quick. Some idiots would go up to them on foot and toss them food.
My mom told my dad, 'let's go before we see an accident.' They had a stuffed grisly at a park tourist stop mounted standing with it's paws up. Fucking massive animal. A single claw was bigger than my 10 year old hand. Very impressive.
* grizzly not grisly, dab mistake
Lol, everybody did. My dad would throw them something out the window and wind up quick. Some idiots would go up to them on foot and toss them food.
My mom told my dad, 'let's go before we see an accident.' They had a stuffed grisly at a park tourist stop mounted standing with it's paws up. Fucking massive animal. A single claw was bigger than my 10 year old hand. Very impressive.
* grizzly not grisly, dab mistake
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And then you need to consider their blood cousins the Brown bear.
Last good one I was in on went 10.5' squared & ADFG estimate at around 1500 lbs.
And he made B & C.
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tangerinegreen555
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mr sunshine
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You can charge tourist's to pet the bear, that should also take care of the feeding part. How hard do you think it would be to teach a bear to sit on a couch? Asking for a friend..
jerryb73
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Where do you live bro? That’s pretty cool. We were on vacation in Tennessee and my girl went out to the car to get something and came back to say, someone knocked over the motorcycle in the driveway, it was dark and hard to see. Turns out the culprit was a bear who was just feet away eating trash. The bear got curious with us and came back to check things out. We went inside and watched him rummage through our trash, watching from the window, he was literally a couple feet away just outside the window. First and only time I ever seen a bear in the wild. You know they are there but once you see one, that changes things. We didn’t go out after dark anymore. Lol
Roger A. Shrubber
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in gatlinburg, probably where you came for vacation, ...seems like EVERYONE comes here eventually
BleedsGreen
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Applied May MS updates to all the Windows Servers on our domain. Unfortunately one of my clustered HyperV servers is not coming back online and it looks like I will need to physically visit the office (dragging my feet on heading in hoping beyond all hope that it will just miraculously become accessible again. 
I should be happy that the other nodes in my cluster are handling the extra load like a champ and the other 128 servers I updated are all up and working as expected. I hate when shit doesn't go as planned, it least it is a miserable day outside so I won't be missing much
I should be happy that the other nodes in my cluster are handling the extra load like a champ and the other 128 servers I updated are all up and working as expected. I hate when shit doesn't go as planned, it least it is a miserable day outside so I won't be missing much
jerryb73
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Lol, exactly where we were.. we love Tennessee and come as much as possible. My brother and his family are moving to Tennessee in July, for work.
Roger A. Shrubber
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i hope not to here, this is an evil place to live....it takes one season to learn to hate tourists....nothing personal, you're great, when you're not here...