Random Jabber Jibber thread

jerryb73 said:
I just locked us out of our house, twisted lock on front door and walked out, keys on table. Kitchen window was unlocked so I lifted my daughter through the window. She goes to the door and says, “ I can’t find the keys to unlock the door” lol
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Years ago I had this real smartass maintenance guy at our apartment complex. People kept locking themselves out, so he posted a memo with several steps listed to combat this problem. Step #1 was "Don't lock yourself out." That is pretty funny now that I think about it...
 
tyler.durden said:
Years ago I had this real smartass maintenance guy at our apartment complex. People kept locking themselves out, so he posted a memo with several steps listed to combat this problem. Step #1 was "Don't lock yourself out." That is pretty funny now that I think about it...
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That reminded me of my last job. This one dumb bitch kept locking herself out and losing her key on nearly a weekly basis. Usually on the weekend or after hours, which is a $20 charge for me to let them in and $5 for another key. I had asked her several times why she didn't make copies of her key since that would be much cheaper and the complex was literally across the street from a hardware store that could make her a copy. "I dunno" was usually the answer.

At least she called and asked us to let her in. This one girl lost her key and then thought it would be a good idea to have her boyfriend kick the door in and when he couldn't, they broke the window. Then they got pissed that they had to pay for damages.
 
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this is MURICA, we don't so shit the easy way. that job should require 7 large pieces of equipment that only move for 5 minutes each the whole job, at least three days of non stop dump trucks coming and going, a detour that inconveniences the whole city, and a budget that's at least 3 times what it should cost....

i'm being sarcastic, but that's probably what would happen if you could ever get the complacent government to get off it's ass and fix anything
 
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