srh88
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In these modern, politically correct, times, shouldn't it be a Dickless Tracy movie?
Unless it's made in Thailand, where Tracy has a dick...
tyler.durden
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Years ago I had this real smartass maintenance guy at our apartment complex. People kept locking themselves out, so he posted a memo with several steps listed to combat this problem. Step #1 was "Don't lock yourself out." That is pretty funny now that I think about it...
Blue Wizard
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That reminded me of my last job. This one dumb bitch kept locking herself out and losing her key on nearly a weekly basis. Usually on the weekend or after hours, which is a $20 charge for me to let them in and $5 for another key. I had asked her several times why she didn't make copies of her key since that would be much cheaper and the complex was literally across the street from a hardware store that could make her a copy. "I dunno" was usually the answer.
At least she called and asked us to let her in. This one girl lost her key and then thought it would be a good idea to have her boyfriend kick the door in and when he couldn't, they broke the window. Then they got pissed that they had to pay for damages.
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Roger A. Shrubber
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is that the dude from the mighty boosh?
Singlemalt
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WeedFreak78
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That's right down the street from my aunt. I've personally seen 3 trucks hit it in my life. She says at least a truck a week hits it. The good thing is the fire station is only a couple hundred feet away.
Roger A. Shrubber
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that's retarded. tear that piece of shit down and make the railroad or whoever rebuild it the way it ought to be.
Roger A. Shrubber
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this is MURICA, we don't so shit the easy way. that job should require 7 large pieces of equipment that only move for 5 minutes each the whole job, at least three days of non stop dump trucks coming and going, a detour that inconveniences the whole city, and a budget that's at least 3 times what it should cost....
i'm being sarcastic, but that's probably what would happen if you could ever get the complacent government to get off it's ass and fix anything
i'm being sarcastic, but that's probably what would happen if you could ever get the complacent government to get off it's ass and fix anything
Singlemalt
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^^^^
I think you're being charitable
I think you're being charitable