Random Jabber Jibber thread

[tyler.durden]

Aww man. Mine's nowhere near that thick or glorious.

I assume that you're referring to your mustache?

 

[Bareback]

I shaved off my goatee, leaving just my mustache and decided I should probably just become a cop.

Reported
Please move this to the shitty joke thread.

 

[neosapien]

Reported
Please move this to the shitty joke thread.

Nawww man! I'd be the coolest cop ever. "Give it here son. I'm going to flush it down the toilet. Run along and I won't write a report or tell your parents. I'm gonna need that lighter too."

 

[lokie]

Nawww man! I'd be the coolest cop ever. "Give it here son. I'm going to flush it down the toilet. Run along and I won't write a report or tell your parents. I'm gonna need that lighter too."

You would need to check their smart phone for contraband nudes.

 

[ANC]

First time I see someone refer to a gimp suit at their uniform.

 

[ANC]

You know how when your PC sucks and you try to scroll down a page it gets stuck for a few seconds at one place....
Well, that one place was the goat pic.... Thanks.

 

[lokie]

You know how when your PC sucks and you try to scroll down a page it gets stuck for a few seconds at one place....
Well, that one place was the goat pic.... Thanks.

Be thankful it was not goatse.

I'll let you google that one.

 

[mr sunshine]

Am I the only one that doesn't see anything wrong with a goat sucking on a woman's titty?

 

[tyler.durden]

Am I the only one that doesn't see anything wrong with a goat sucking on a woman's titty?

Nope. I pay good $ every month to view that type of porn...

 

[mr sunshine]

Nope. I pay good $ every month to view that type of porn...

Then you know that nothing is more unsatisfying then pig dick.

 

[farmerfischer]

Then you know that nothing is more unsatisfying then pig dick.

Ah yes,,!,, The cork/cock screw

 

[The Outdoorsman]

 

[ANC]

 

[shrxhky420]

Ah yes,,!,, The cork/cock screw

I wonder if this is where the sit and spin joke comes in

SH420

 

[ANC]

They should make toothpaste addictive. People would have much better teeth.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

that old guy doesn't get it, young punks don't let you do things, you let young punks do things, for you

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

 

[ANC]

 

[jerryb73]

I just locked us out of our house, twisted lock on front door and walked out, keys on table. Kitchen window was unlocked so I lifted my daughter through the window. She goes to the door and says, “ I can’t find the keys to unlock the door” lol

 

[neosapien]

I don't want to make any enemies here but…


I think it's time for a new Dick Tracy movie.