Stupidest shit you have ever done

[BarnBuster]

I ain't sharing details of my own stupid shenanigans but alcohol was methaqualone/barbituates were involved. Distant past. I didn't kill or injure anyone. Thank god.

This was me. Also directly related to my first post!

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Actually, I should edit that. Mr Tang reminded me it wasn't a 4 wheeler. It was an old Honda 3 wheeler...even more dangerous. Not even sure they made 4 wheel ATVs back then.

Alright....enough of that. My age is showing

Those 3 wheelers are bad news. If it's got wheels, I've wrecked it.

 

[dannyboy602]

I ate a bottle of xannies once. I'm sure whatever I did after that was pretty fuckin stupid.

 

[Karah]

I siphoned some gas out of a school bus in broad daylight because I was tripping and thought I was invisible.

LOL

 

[ANC]

I ate a bottle of xannies once. I'm sure whatever I did after that was pretty fuckin stupid.

We used to eat Nobese and whatever other cheap amphetamine diet pills we could get. Was great for drinking wine and making music and being social and then you feel all dirty and your trick shrivels up.

Fuck I'm boring these days.
Give me weed, coffee and maybe one beer on a super hot day. And a night or two of MDMA filled fun every year.

 

[neosapien]

I once went and dropped like $500 for a single night at this place called the Great Wolf Lodge. Pretty fucking stupid.

 

[Gilligans Island]

So 6 years before my conan impression behind McDonalds two of my buddies were going to teach me how to inhale cigarettes. Up in the tree fort we go with a carton of Lucky Strikes, four bottles of Boone's Farm and a cigar each. So I smoked two packs in couple of hours, we drank all the wine and finished the night off with a stogie each.

Puked for a day was green for three. Upside was I never smoked tobacco since.

Memories for a lifetime.

 

[BarnBuster]

We used to eat Nobese and whatever other cheap amphetamine diet pills we could get. Was great for drinking wine and making music and being social and then you feel all dirty and your trick shrivels up.

Fuck I'm boring these days.
Give me weed, coffee and maybe one beer on a super hot day. And a night or two of MDMA filled fun every year.

 

[Bareback]

I went to the women's prison and tried to talk bitches into backing up to the fence...... I didn't know it was a electric....


Ran from a game warden on an island.


Took 4 hits of acid and was found in the middle of a highway.


Have y'all got all night this is going to take a while.

 

[Sir Napsalot]

Lowell George suggested to Zappa (who he was playing with at the time) that they play "Willin" as he'd had some recent success with it, whereupon Zappa fired him, purportedly because the song contained the lyrics "weed, whites, and wine" and Zappa was supposedly anti-drug

Personally, I think the real reason Zappa fired Lowell George is because he recognized Lowell's dominant personality as a threat to his own.

 

[Sir Napsalot]

I turned my friend on to acid for the first time and we climbed up the side of Diamond Head at midnight

when we got to the top and looked down, the city of Honolulu looked like glowing embers of a campfire

I stretched out my hands and the heat of the city warmed my palms

 

[whitebb2727]

Actually, I should edit that. Mr Tang reminded me it wasn't a 4 wheeler. It was an old Honda 3 wheeler...even more dangerous. Not even sure they made 4 wheel ATVs back then.

Alright....enough of that. My age is showing

I had the 87 Honda 250r. It was a beast. It would run well over 100 mph.

I'm surprised I made it to an adult.

 

[mr sunshine]

I almost accidentally came in my own mouth when I was 16.. I was jacking off on a leather recliner and i came so hard that it shot past my head and hit the backrest . It was like 6 inches away from being a cumshot.

 

[Tangerine_]

I had the 87 Honda 250r. It was a beast. It would run well over 100 mph.
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I'm surprised I made it to an adult.

Yep. There she is. We had a couple of Honda 250 dirt bikes too. My father used to chain lock everything through cinderblocks because he got tired of the law showing up looking for my brothers because they'd "see them" raising hell, but could never catch them. Being boys and older, they were far worse then me when it came to dumb shit.
One of them lost my mothers car ( a B210 Datsun) for 3 days. They went up and down every street in town until a little old lady called wondering when someone was coming to get it off her lawn.
My mother was not impressed.

 

[Tangerine_]

I almost accidentally came in my own mouth when I was 16.. I was jacking off on a leather recliner and i came so hard that it shot past my head and hit the backrest . It was like 6 inches away from being a cumshot.

 

[whitebb2727]

Yep. There she is. We had a couple of Honda 250 dirt bikes too. My father used to chain lock everything through cinderblocks because he got tired of the law showing up looking for my brothers because they'd "see them" raising hell, but could never catch them. Being boys and older, they were far worse then me when it came to dumb shit.
One of them lost my mothers car ( a B210 Datsun) for 3 days. They went up and down every street in town until a little old lady called wondering when someone was coming to get it off her lawn.
My mother was not impressed.

Lol. We would go on state land and get the game wardens on us just so we could run from them

I also rode one of these. It was a death machine. Single piston 500.


The rear tire would throw rocks the size of soft balls 100 feet behind me when I goosed it.

 

[see4]

Kicked the shit out of a guy who called my wife/girl at the time a wh***re out of the blue in my senior year in high school. Have no idea who the dude was. So it was off behind Mcdonalds for bit of a rumble and when I was done he was laying on the ground not moving much. With testosterone flowing out of my nose I looked around the crowd who had gathered to watch and asked if anybody else wanted to dance....
BIG MISTAKE!

I killed a man.

 

[see4]

Ginger is a whore

LOL

 

[cannabineer]

I'd have to say ... the time I disposed of some explosives in the downstairs toilet but neglected to flush.
~wet clink~

 

[cannabineer]

I killed a man.

Did he stay dead?