Stupidest shit you have ever done

[srh88]

anyone ever put icy-hot on their nuts?

Try cologne

 

[whitebb2727]

Try cologne

Coleman fuel.

 

[srh88]

Coleman fuel.

.. is that how you grew an extra?

 

[jerryb73]

Coleman fuel.

 

[whitebb2727]

.. is that how you grew an extra?

Lol. No. I'm not the one that did the Coleman fuel.

I was born with the extra testicle.

 

[srh88]

Lol. No. I'm not the one that did the Coleman fuel.

I was born with the extra testicle.

Lol nice

 

[Singlemalt]

Now I have to take you out behind McDonalds.

Pick a different place, I haven't been to a MCD's in 40 yrs and am not going to start now for any reason. I like pizza or Mexican food, but no chain operations

 

[srh88]

Pick a different place, I haven't been to a MCD's in 40 yrs and am not going to start now for any reason. I like pizza or Mexican food, but no chain operations

After battle snacks
. Nice

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Lol. No. I'm not the one that did the Coleman fuel.

I was born with the extra testicle.

Does it hurt 50% more if you get bumped in the groin? Seems good and bad, kinda.

 

[srh88]

Does it hurt 50% more if you get bumped in the groin? Seems good and bad, kinda.

I imagine it gives you superpowers

 

[WeedFreak78]

Used a pneumatic die grinder without safety glasses. Luckily, I still have some vision in that eye.

 

[suzukidude]

an extra nut that's pretty badass

 

[whitebb2727]

Does it hurt 50% more if you get bumped in the groin? Seems good and bad, kinda.

Yes and no.

 

[whitebb2727]

I imagine it gives you superpowers

It makes me extra horny.

 

[Tangerine_]

I could give a list a mile long but I'll go back to the first real dumb shit I can remember.

When I was around 14 or 15 I took my older brothers April Wine cassette, then took a nickel of pot from my other brother and took off with a friend on his 4 wheeler. My brother was so mad about his tape he came looking for me. He found me in the parking lot of a gas station and I tried to take off too quickly dumping the clutch and flipping the 4 wheeler on top of me and my friend. He got out of his car, calmly walked over and snatched the tape and the bag of pot out of my front sweatshirt pocket (while I'm laying there ass-over-tea kettle with the wheeler on top of me) got back in his car and drove off.

I could literally hear "she's a roller" playin as he drove off in that ugly green Maverick.

I took shit for the pot and tape and didn't even get to smoke the pot!

 

[abalonehx]

April Wine should have been regulated by the PMRC with Twisted Sister to protect the youth from incidents like this. 4-wheelers are dangerous too. I know a lot of people who wrecked on 4-wheelers, a few totally sober. But your brother was an asshole. Mine was too, I know all about it.
I ain't sharing details of my own stupid shenanigans but alcohol was always involved. Distant past. I didn't kill or injure anyone. Thank god.

 

[Sir Napsalot]

Coleman fuel.

Chem-dip FTW

(the old stuff, not the environmentally friendly shadow of it's former self)

 

[abalonehx]

don't marinate your testicles, chem-dip your D-whip brahhh

 

[Indacouch]

Ditched a giant box of goodies .....then realized hours later the box had my name and phone number on it...... SMH

 

[Tangerine_]

Actually, I should edit that. Mr Tang reminded me it wasn't a 4 wheeler. It was an old Honda 3 wheeler...even more dangerous. Not even sure they made 4 wheel ATVs back then.

Alright....enough of that. My age is showing