Stupidest shit you have ever done

[Singlemalt]

Kicked the shit out of a guy who called my wife/girl at the time a wh***re out of the blue in my senior year in high school. Have no idea who the dude was. So it was off behind Mcdonalds for bit of a rumble and when I was done he was laying on the ground not moving much. With testosterone flowing out of my nose I looked around the crowd who had gathered to watch and asked if anybody else wanted to dance....
BIG MISTAKE!

Who is your GF; Ginger or Maryann?

 

[Singlemalt]

Ginger is a whore

 

[suzukidude]

I was only busting your balls, but fuck. That had to suck.

i know no worries. missed a week of school...would rather have been there lol

 

[suzukidude]

Kicked the shit out of a guy who called my wife/girl at the time a wh***re out of the blue in my senior year in high school. Have no idea who the dude was. So it was off behind Mcdonalds for bit of a rumble and when I was done he was laying on the ground not moving much. With testosterone flowing out of my nose I looked around the crowd who had gathered to watch and asked if anybody else wanted to dance....
BIG MISTAKE!

 

[charface]

Not the dumbest but the most recent.

For some reason started watching glory hole porn the other night,
Its not really my thing but a guy needs to switch it up, keep things spicy when the ole lady isn't home.
Anyway
POW
Right in my own eye.
I was really proud but then it just hurt
And Im afraid I gave myself aids.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Probably riding my motorcycle so drunk and yaked that I wrecked it and got a dui. I was lucky to walk away without any serious injury. That was 9 years ago. I was pretty reckless back then. I don't have a death wish these days.

 

[haight]

Not the dumbest but the most recent.

For some reason started watching glory hole porn the other night,
Its not really my thing but a guy needs to switch it up, keep things spicy when the ole lady isn't home.
Anyway
POW
Right in my own eye.
I was really proud but then it just hurt
And Im afraid I gave myself aids.

Always wear a condom when you're fucking yourself over.

 

[Gilligans Island]

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Could not see very well for a couple days.

 

[Sir Napsalot]

I siphoned some gas out of a school bus in broad daylight because I was tripping and thought I was invisible.

 

[curious2garden]

Not the dumbest but the most recent.

For some reason started watching glory hole porn the other night,
Its not really my thing but a guy needs to switch it up, keep things spicy when the ole lady isn't home.
Anyway
POW
Right in my own eye.
I was really proud but then it just hurt
And Im afraid I gave myself aids.

LOL If thy eye offends thee, pluck it out!

 

[alphapinene]

anyone ever put icy-hot on their nuts?

 

[whitebb2727]

wiped my butt with poison ivy

I did the same as a kid. The upside is I'm no longer allergic to it.

 

[whitebb2727]

anyone ever put icy-hot on their nuts?

Yes. I had it on my fingers and rubbed the wife's clit and then started having sex.

 

[alphapinene]

Yes. I had it on my fingers and rubbed the wife's clit and then started having sex.

she must've LOVED that

 

[whitebb2727]

she must've LOVED that

It burnt oh so good. We just kept going.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

It burnt oh so good. We just kept going.

 

[charface]

anyone ever put icy-hot on their nuts?

Worse,
When I was a kid this chick made me rub her back, no sex.
Yep, I jerked with it on my hands.

I see a trend in my life.....

 

[alphapinene]

Worse,
When I was a kid this chick made me rub her back, no sex.
Yep, I jerked with it on my hands.

I see a trend in my life.....

LMAO

 

[Gilligans Island]

Ginger is a whore

Now I have to take you out behind McDonalds.

 

[suzukidude]

I did the same as a kid. The upside is I'm no longer allergic to it.

now that's a bright side for sure!