...Confessions thre@d...

[HydroRed]

Lol best thread sunshine fucking funny shit.

I know I feel better.
Soul = officially cleansed.

 

[shrxhky420]

I know I feel better.
Soul = officially cleansed.
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I didn't realize that was a confessional, I thought it was a fancy toilet. I too feel cleansed
SH420

 

[HydroRed]

"cool shitter...needs a bidet."

 

[ANC]

I'll be back.

Use a fisheye lens.

 

[mr sunshine]

Use a fisheye lens.

Seen a porno shot with one of those, girls pussy looked like two raw steaks sitting on eachother.

 

[Tim1987]

Use a fisheye lens.

lol what a sexy boy, i mean girl, i mean dog

 

[tyler.durden]

I once threw a handful of gravel at a bunch of doves and hit the one, it was injured and I kept it in a box in my cupboard until it died the next day.
I still feel bad about it.

 

[Tim1987]

I just farted, and had to run to the toilet. I didnt shit myself, though i got it on my hands. No really i did. I still have the smelly finger

 

[neosapien]

I steal candy from babies. No seriously I stole like all of my daughter's first Halloween candy.

 

[ChingOwn]

I think Jack Black sang it better.

 

[jacksmuff]

I sometimes taste the rainbow when blowing a leprechaun.

 

[charface]

Im the firestarter.

 

[charface]

And I love my farts

 

[ANC]

I have no idea what snow tastes like

 

[charface]

I have no idea what snow tastes like

Tastes like nerd

 

[SmokeyMcChokey]

My heads always fresh, I feel bad for circumcised people. With their abused Jean rubbing rough ass heads.

Lololol spend some time contemplating heads eh

 

[Drowning-Man]

Is it peaceful in your pants?

I was referring to death not my dick. I don't really have a sense of humor right now Durdan, but glad y'all find my suffering humorous.

 

[SmokeyMcChokey]

There's always time for humor. Otherwise you may as well be...

 

[Drowning-Man]

There's always time for humor. Otherwise you may as well be...

Dead? I wish I was so lucky. Though I could change that.

 

[SmokeyMcChokey]

Indeed you can. It's awesome the power we hold. Alternatively though you could just get an 8 ball and bang down some hookers.