mr sunshine
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Can you please exit my thread? your meltdown is causing a scene and people are starting to complain about the smell. I'll keep you in my prayers, God bless.
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Singlemalt
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Jeez DM, you moving back to the Walmart parking lot again?
Dr.Amber Trichome
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you donate your cocaine blood for money? that's twisted..
I knew a guy in Art School who donated his semen everyweek and got $35 a shot.
He did it for llke a year . I cringe to think of all the babys he fathered. eek
Where's the hookers? Too much blow and my dick works like a wet noodle.
Roger A. Shrubber
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tangerinegreen555
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$35 a shot?
I can cut their costs way down.
Have their people call my people, we'll work something out.
Dr.Amber Trichome
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yEh I WISH! tHE donations were done at a Professional Health Laboratory in Philadelphia for a research/fertility center. I cant remember exactly but it in affiliation with one of the downtown colleges. Absolutely Despicable. He also use to drive around Philly trying to get into car accidents then blame the other person or fake an injury. He dropped out of art school, to everyones delight and went into Medical School.
Oh my! I can't like that. I bet there are lots of people who are not delighted he went to med school LOL
Aeroknow
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When I was 5 i chased around my older sister and her friends with my turd i took out of the toilet
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tangerinegreen555
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When I was, roughly, three I used to eat doodle bugs. I liked the taste.
Let me guess, tastes like chicken?
Singlemalt
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Do they taste like chicken?
Only when she doesnt wear a bib!
Singlemalt
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I suggest a basil and garlic alfredo
My mind immediately went to an Anchovy based sauce!
Its usually chicken parmie anyways, nice and cheesy
Singlemalt
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Anchovy is too strong for domestic chicken/white breast. However anchovy is great for pheasant and other dark game birds
Aaaahhhhhh, lol
