What would 2 computer programs have to say to each other?

[Sir Napsalot]

Let me see your naughty bits

No, you're too basic

 

[Chunky Stool]

Let me see your naughty bits

No, you're too basic

Didn't you mean "Let me C"?

 

[BarnBuster]

Do you have a big pipe? Let me see your dongle, maybe we can hot swap.

 

[Sir Napsalot]

Didn't you mean "Let me C"?

"I am not in the habit of saying that which I do not mean."

-Hal Osmond, the Adventures of Robin Hood ©1955

 

[Sir Napsalot]

I used to do nightly tape backups on HP2116B mainframes

The CPU weighs like 300#- it's all discrete transistors

 

[Chunky Stool]

I used to do nightly tape backups on HP2116B mainframes

The CPU weighs like 300#- it's all discrete transistors

I've used punched cards!
And the card reader was configured using "wired boards".

 

[Sir Napsalot]

I've used punched cards!
And the card reader was configured using "wired boards".

The 2116B uses a paper tape reader to load the OS- if it choked (which was common), you'd have to load the BBL by hand using the switch register to load each individual memory location using octal

 

[Grandpapy]

That's a question best left to a computer.

Alibaba said it’s the first time a machine has out-done a real person in such a contest. Microsoft achieved a similar feat, scoring 82.650 on the same test, but those results were finalized a day after Alibaba’s

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

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[Professional Smoker]

I was recently watching a video on YouTube and heard about Facebook having an issue a while back with 2 AI programs they had to shut down because they caught them communicating with each other. Hmmmmm

What in the hell would these programs need to be secretly discussing? And I'm sure you have heard about Sophia?? They had her and another earlier AI bot and I will be damned if they didn't show a form of ego!! The male bot was acting cocky!!

Just something the missus and myself stumbled upon! I was talking about it to a friend and when I pulled my phone out my pocket, it had factory reset itself.... I guess it heard me and was erasing my evidence...lol..

OK.... I'm going back to check on my tide pods. . I'mma try a new recipe with some spaghetti!! (At least hope they think I'm that stupid...)

22334455 thats how we do it around here baby. glow glow glow glow glow away now do you know how to write in English i569, you need to shut up its meal time.

 

[Professional Smoker]

Oiiiop

 

[Professional Smoker]

 

[tyler.durden]

Why don't you glow away, mainy. No one knows, or cares about, wtf you're talking about. You have nothing to contribute, but you want attention. Try to gain some social skills in order to get along with others instead of being a boring dick...

 

[ANC]

The age-old problem, we have logical computers and then we have...

 

[Downtowntillman]

22334455 thats how we do it around here baby. glow glow glow glow glow away now do you know how to write in English i569, you need to shut up its meal time.

Fail!

 

[ANC]

 

[jonsnow399]

I can't wait for AI bot trolls, that'll crank it up on RIU

They're already here, check out the Politics section.

 

[Downtowntillman]

Which way?

 

[whitebb2727]

I used to do nightly tape backups on HP2116B mainframes

The CPU weighs like 300#- it's all discrete transistors

I went on a tour with a guy that worked at a bank back in the day. It was crazy. Screw a floppy drive. These things were the size of a washing machine and the disk to it were huge.

 

[Sir Napsalot]

I went on a tour with a guy that worked at a bank back in the day. It was crazy. Screw a floppy drive. These things were the size of a washing machine and the disk to it were huge.
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The ones at the place I worked at were made by Control Data Corp