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neosapien

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I'm dying. Or I have my first ever sinus infection. My ears are all clogged. And have been for almost 2 weeks. Since before I left for home. There's a constant ringing. And popping. When I yawn. Or swallow. Semen. I convinced myself I probably had Chinese carnivorous ear worms in my head or something. So I went to urgent care. But the quack said I probably have a sinus infection and that coupled with 24hrs on planes and trains probably exacerbated my healing. He looked younger than me. Stupid successful younger than me doctor. We were bout even on the looks though. And I'm sure my penis is mightier than his pen. He wrote me a script for a steroid pyramid pack with his pen. I left my penis in my pants. This time!
 

curious2garden

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I'm dying. Or I have my first ever sinus infection. My ears are all clogged. And have been for almost 2 weeks. Since before I left for home. There's a constant ringing. And popping. When I yawn. Or swallow. Semen. I convinced myself I probably had Chinese carnivorous ear worms in my head or something. So I went to urgent care. But the quack said I probably have a sinus infection and that coupled with 24hrs on planes and trains probably exacerbated my healing. He looked younger than me. Stupid successful younger than me doctor. We were bout even on the looks though. And I'm sure my penis is mightier than his pen. He wrote me a script for a steroid pyramid pack with his pen. I left my penis in my pants. This time!
LOL kids today!
 

srh88

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I'm dying. Or I have my first ever sinus infection. My ears are all clogged. And have been for almost 2 weeks. Since before I left for home. There's a constant ringing. And popping. When I yawn. Or swallow. Semen. I convinced myself I probably had Chinese carnivorous ear worms in my head or something. So I went to urgent care. But the quack said I probably have a sinus infection and that coupled with 24hrs on planes and trains probably exacerbated my healing. He looked younger than me. Stupid successful younger than me doctor. We were bout even on the looks though. And I'm sure my penis is mightier than his pen. He wrote me a script for a steroid pyramid pack with his pen. I left my penis in my pants. This time!
You will be missed neo. I will come to your funeral and make up stories about you. Like the time you saved my life by fighting off 3 tigers with a rolled up newspaper
 
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BarnBuster

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I'm dying. Or I have my first ever sinus infection. My ears are all clogged. And have been for almost 2 weeks. Since before I left for home. There's a constant ringing. And popping. When I yawn. Or swallow. Semen. I convinced myself I probably had Chinese carnivorous ear worms in my head or something. So I went to urgent care. But the quack said I probably have a sinus infection and that coupled with 24hrs on planes and trains probably exacerbated my healing. He looked younger than me. Stupid successful younger than me doctor. We were bout even on the looks though. And I'm sure my penis is mightier than his pen. He wrote me a script for a steroid pyramid pack with his pen. I left my penis in my pants. This time!
Caught some shit on the plane, I'll bet,. flying aluminum petri tubes
 

neosapien

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LOL kids today!
I probably would have waited another week if not for my wife freaking out.
Caught some shit on the plane, I'll bet,. flying aluminum petri tubes
I did start to notice it before the planes. I first noticed it after the train back from the capital. I imagine your same sage wisdom can be applied to the bullet trains as well. We had to ride second class back too. Oh the embarrassment!
 

BarnBuster

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I probably would have waited another week if not for my wife freaking out.
I did start to notice it before the planes. I first noticed it after the train back from the capital. I imagine your same sage wisdom can be applied to the bullet trains as well. We had to ride second class back too. Oh the embarrassment!
Do the Chinese wear masks like the Japanese do? I swear, the next time I'm on a plane I'm going to do that. I always pick up something when I fly
 
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