What did you accomplish today?

[see4]

Ya know,
Purple
Bulbus

I added the "moisturized and sophisticated" part just cause it sounded like something that belonged with the above verb-age.
No?

Kinda rough without it.

Sir. I WAS in my blissful slumber BECAUSE of the purple bulbous.

It sneezed, and I slept.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Oddly enough when the alert for your post showed up so did a freakin dinosaur fart from the Boerboel sleeping at my feet.

Coincidence? I don't think so.

 

[charface]

Man that cant be a clean cut

Placebo, almost nothing penetrates the dermis unless you are talking DMSO.

My grandparents used that when I was a kid. They would rub it in my hand and I would get that oyster taste in my mouth. It was fun. Lol

 

[ANC]

Smellovision

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

i always heard that Jello Biafra and another guy from the Dead Kennedies got a bottle of dmso and some lsd, and put it on the door handles of cop cars all over los angeles back in the early 80s. that's what the song D.M.S.O. is supposedly about....

 

[srh88]

Yeah I'm pretty sorry for myself tonight, Mixed some paracetamol ibuprofen, codeine and Voltaren. I'm starting to feel nice and floaty.

I have mixed feelings about the saw tonight and my project is not done yet.

You need this

 

[Gary Goodson]

You need this

But how else would I slice my hotdogs?

 

[ANC]

Yeah, I know those, quite expensive when it does do what it should do as it basically slams a big aluminium block into the blade.
My hand has me in hell today. No amount of pills or smoking is making a dent in the pain.

 

[curious2garden]

Yeah, I know those, quite expensive when it does do what it should do as it basically slams a big aluminium block into the blade.
My hand has me in hell today. No amount of pills or smoking is making a dent in the pain.

I can't like that and I'm sorry. Fingers are so innervated. As much as possible keep it above your heart and not dependent so you drain the lymph and third spacing from the site. Also some ice can help too. Even opiates won't do much right now. But take them with some benadryl to sleep.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

i was going to suggest adding some vodka to the mix

 

[ANC]

I can't like that and I'm sorry. Fingers are so innervated. As much as possible keep it above your heart and not dependent so you drain the lymph and third spacing from the site. Also some ice can help too. Even opiates won't do much right now. But take them with some benadryl to sleep.

I have seroquel for that, I'm a nutter. But I'm pretty slept out by now.

 

[Grandpapy]

Yeah, I know those, quite expensive when it does do what it should do as it basically slams a big aluminium block into the blade.
My hand has me in hell today. No amount of pills or smoking is making a dent in the pain.

Lots of water, lower your blood pressure, no salt, limit movement, daydream of when you played in a tree house.

I feel for you.

 

[ANC]

I found sucking on chocolate kind of interferes with the pain. I'm all out of Lindt now.

 

[curious2garden]

Lots of water, lower your blood pressure, no salt, limit movement, daydream of when you played in a tree house.

I feel for you.

These are good suggestions and if you have a nice short term beta blocker like propanolol now would be the time to use it. However I would not change my salt intake now. If you lower your serum osmolarity it will hurt more.

 

[curious2garden]

i was going to suggest adding some vodka to the mix

Actually alcohol is a pretty good anesthetic.

 

[ANC]

yeah, I don't really keep alcohol around the house. Maybe got a few bottles of wine in the Living room, but they are more for show.

I feel so stupid today.

 

[Chunky Stool]

My local Sam's Club is closing, which really bums me out.
The thing I liked about Sams is probably why they are closing -- it was never crowded like Costco.

Gonna grab another heavy duty bread rack for $90.

 

[abandonconflict]

I scored another bag today here in Cambodia. It's not what you're getting in dispensaries but for $20 I got this ounce and it's all flowers and it's clean. A few seeds here and there, maybe a dozen in the last bag but fully developed, easily picked and sure to germ.

 

[Chunky Stool]

Oh fuck! Mrs. Stool is waiting in line at Sams and the person in front of her got a notice from her sister in Hawaii.
I hope this is a joke...

 

[farmerfischer]

Oh fuck! Mrs. Stool is waiting in line at Sams and the person in front of her got a notice from her sister in Hawaii.
I hope this is a joke...
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probably a runaway from a training exercise ... just a guess..