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ChopoDio

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hey guys,
I have a upcoming urine drug test I have to take on 1/2/18 it’s a pre employment one. I am a little concerned I might fail. I quit smoking on on 12/22 I use to smoke a couple grams a day give or take. I want to know what I can do to pass besides drinking a lot of water? I dont want to dilute it when I go there and I have no friends to use for clean urine. I have been only drinking water as of today, the last 3 day I was drinking cranberry juice. I also brought a product called “pure flush total body cleanser” I got from my local head shop I plan on taking a couple hours before. I just wanted to know what the chances of me passing after doing all of this? I’m 5’9 around 125-130 lbs male. If someone could respond to this ASAP and provide some advice that I can do to guarantee me passing that I may have left out I would greatly appreciate it. I diffently need this job!
Thanks in advance.
 
Sir Napsalot

Sir Napsalot

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ChopoDio said:
hey guys,
I have a upcoming urine drug test I have to take on 1/2/18 it’s a pre employment one. I am a little concerned I might fail. I quit smoking on on 12/22 I use to smoke a couple grams a day give or take. I want to know what I can do to pass besides drinking a lot of water? I dont want to dilute it when I go there and I have no friends to use for clean urine. I have been only drinking water as of today, the last 3 day I was drinking cranberry juice. I also brought a product called “pure flush total body cleanser” I got from my local head shop I plan on taking a couple hours before. I just wanted to know what the chances of me passing after doing all of this? I’m 5’9 around 125-130 lbs male. If someone could respond to this ASAP and provide some advice that I can do to guarantee me passing that I may have left out I would greatly appreciate it. I diffently need this job!
Thanks in advance.
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You're pretty skinny, not a lot of fat to store THC so there's that

I've never taken a drug test because I think that asking me to provide bodily fluids as a condition of employment is insulting and degrading
 
SunnyJim

SunnyJim

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Don't want to beat a dead horse here, but everyone who's passed a urine test knows the only way to ensure a clean result is to 'flush' (or rinse) your urine through your large intestine.

Start off by drinking as much water as you can stomach, and when you're ready to pass it, urinate into a jug. Let the urine cool, and drink it. Repeat the process until the morning of the test.
 
chemphlegm

chemphlegm

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should I be testing the ph of my intestinal run off?
use the molasses enema before or after watering?
Is there anything I can add to my water to make the run off taste better?
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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ChopoDio said:
I thought we all could be adults and mature here. There’s no need for ignorant comments. Ya’ll can fuck off!
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vertnugs

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Not enough time off.You might as well fire up right now.....hell smoke on the way there if ya want.

You CAN still pass how ever.

It's all about loading up with water hours before your test.To be done right it's a shitty experience though.Basically you need to get your body to the point to where if you drink a 16 oz bottle of water you should HAVE to piss within a short time frame....15 or 20 minutes was always my sign.You're basically pissing water,this is the only down fall as some places may find this a bit undesirable and not count your sample as a passing sample.....but you won't come up dirty.

If that's not the answer you're looking for just shit in the cup yo
 
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