Upcoming drug test

farmerfischer

farmerfischer

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most reputable businesses lab on hiring.. drippy durp.. js. what the fuck do I know...lol.. I'm self-employed..lol..



me"the boss" ... drug test day..
me the "self employed carpenter" .. what drugs we testing...lol...


moral of the story .. get a d.b.a. or a contractors licence .. easy peezy.



or!! sell pot...lol
 
dtl420

dtl420

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MichiganMedGrower said:
These things will still only pass piss tests randomly.

Also. People with high metabolism may be able to burn excess fat in time and pee clean enough. (Still up to luck) but if you are a lower metabolism person and you excercise the weeks before a test as a regular user and you will likely burn some fat and release the stored thc much slower right through the test time possibly.
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I've suspected that the success I've had with sure jell was at least partially due to dilution. It's worked for me a few times, but one time it didn't and I sat in a jail for a day because of it.. I don't trust it, but if I were backed into a corner with absolutely no other option I'd try it again. But I sure as hell don't plan on getting back on probation, and my significant other doesn't smoke so I got the pre-employment drug screen in the bag.

I should have mentioned, my list is in order of most to least effective.
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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Don't let all these guys get you down dude. Of course your guna pass. I wouldn't worry one bit new member. I know you don't know me, but I always step in when I see all these assholes treating new members poorly...... My advice would be to drink lots and lots of water ....buy some of the over the counter pee cleaner product....then the day of your test ....drink a full gallon of distilled water with a table spoon of lard in it .....try to do this about 45 minutes before you arrive at the testing facility.





Follow those directions to a "T" and you'll be able to shit in the sample cup no problem.

Inda
 
chemphlegm

chemphlegm

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Sesame oil pulling will produce a negative with the police mouth swabs every time.
smoking cessation while job searching- priceless
 
ANC

ANC

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Take a laxative, most cannabinoids leave your body through the rear exit.
 
ANC

ANC

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In your case, yes.
Someone told me they make these high power cannabis but plug pills, but they are not psychoactive.
Why would anybody want to do that then?
 
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