What did you accomplish today?

[Singlemalt]

I actually worked with a guy called Gaylord.
He was a police reservist in his spare time. An awesome, fun guy with red cheeks he would always get teased for.
He said the first time he smoked weed was when he started at the police.

On the induction cooker side.
I finally bought a pan for it. A magnificent beast. It laughs at oil, it just parts it like the dead sea.
No waiting for the thing to heat up, it is just warm from the get-go. No ambivalence about turning the heat up or down and having to wait for the pan to catch up. Now to spend the hundred dollars for the 3 pots that go with it.

Nice. Tell me about induction cookers

 

[Possum1]

Thank you for the warm welcome. (No seriously)
Closest I've come is bbq beaver, which was delicious.
I made a side income as a trapper for a few years long ago, and was exceptionally lucky at catching possum, even though they are worth nothing. The name has stuck ever since to describe most of my ensuing endeavors.

 

[ANC]

Its the future!. Just takes a bit of getting used to the weird little welding sounds it makes.
Could be because I just got a cheap countertop model to test the concept. Planning to replace our shitty old Defy stove with a hob and a nice build in induction top.

Pots need to be magnetic to work, so you might find that none of your old pots except the cast iron stuff works on it.
You get these magnetic bases you can put under normal pots, but I have not tried those yet.

 

[Singlemalt]

Its the future!. Just takes a bit of getting used to the weird little welding sounds it makes.
Could be because I just got a cheap countertop model to test the concept. Planning to replace our shitty old Defy stove with a hob and a nice build in induction top.

Pots need to be magnetic to work, so you might find that none of your old pots except the cast iron stuff works on it.
You get these magnetic bases you can put under normal pots, but I have not tried those yet.

You didn't tell me anything, so I'll google lol, or I'm sure there is a late night TV comm bout it

 

[ANC]

 

[Grandpapy]

High Carbon alloys work best.

 

[whitebb2727]

I ate possum stew once, made by a person who ate it somewhat regularly. I'll pass, I'd rather eat asphalt

Lol. Greasy sob's.

 

[Lucky Luke]

I just realized I spend way to much time on this forum..lol.
I learn shit everyday.

Spent most the day mucking about in the shed with a ute I'm slowly doing up.
Just had a hit of a mix of Northern lights and Strawberry amnesia and I recon it took me 3 mins to work out how to turn the caps lock off.
Have beer and Motley Crue cranking.

 

[Indacouch]

Momma asked if I could move/hide each of the boys Elf on the shelf for when they wake up....of course I said yes........so I put the first one hanging from the light over the kitchen table ....candy cane grappling hook and all........then I put the other one hanging from my penis..........


Long story short, I lost my Elf hiding privelages. Must have been the candy cane grappling hook (shrugg)


Oh well


Nite guys and gals

Penis!!!!!

 

[ANC]

So, are you going to eat that candy cane, or leave it for the kids?

 

[mr sunshine]

What tent? I live in a 5 bedroom, my own bathroom and a closet that measures 8x5x12. Ow, and a queen size pillow top matress.

 

[mr sunshine]

 

[jerryb73]

Momma asked if I could move/hide each of the boys Elf on the shelf for when they wake up....of course I said yes........so I put the first one hanging from the light over the kitchen table ....candy cane grappling hook and all........then I put the other one hanging from my penis..........


Long story short, I lost my Elf hiding privelages. Must have been the candy cane grappling hook (shrugg)


Oh well


Nite guys and gals

Penis!!!!!

Momma moved ours last night and I didn't pay any attention (shocker) so this morning me and the little one looked for (jingle) for bout 10 minutes before we found him. Guess I should have hung him from my....

 

[Indacouch]

So, are you going to eat that candy cane, or leave it for the kids?

Sure, the candy cane wasn't used for my penis.......ANC, the elf on the shelf has a perfect jerk off hold ....everybody knows this .....no candy cane needed.........pics to come.


Penis

 

[Indacouch]

Momma moved ours last night and I didn't pay any attention (shocker) so this morning me and the little one looked for (jingle) for bout 10 minutes before we found him. Guess I should have hung him from my....

Been hiding those little fuckers lately ......now I have two to hide.....and yes I did put them in the 69 and doggy style positions.......not acceptable either I guess.

Dumb I know .....smh

 

[OldPork]

I fixed a plumbing leak and washed the car

 

[ANC]

I fixed a plumbing leak and washed the car

I hope you used your penis for both.

 

[Indacouch]

Gas station stories with Inda.


So today is mommas family Christmas party ((YIPEEE))....So being the awesome dad husband and bad ass mother fucker that I am. I took the truck to get a bath some gas and checked the air in the tires.....yes I blew air at my crotch and used my penis to hold the vaccuum hose.......while I'm doing this I had my stereo playing low.....but louder than the vacuum......when I go to hang up my side of the vacuum... two lovely young gentlemen dressed in all red ...head to toe....((Christmas spirit I'm sure)). Asked me about my stereo......they had a couple 10's in what appeared to be a maxima ......So blah blah blah blah blah later.....I offer a listen


One of them says yes and the other must know what speaker sizes and lots of amps mean ....because he sent his buddy in first .......so of course I put on a song that takes a good 30 seconds before hell breaks loose......so he's bobbing his head to the highs playing ..........WHEN

SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA

Lol, I had that bitch set on brain leak ....lmao ....he immediately brought his knees to his chest and started shaking his head no ......it's funny when people scream things with bass that loud .....they sound like robot aliens from the vibration ....dude standing outside the window reacted like a gun went off ....lol

So he jumped out and I turn it down ....he's looking at me with a face that il never forget ....lol....and says ....motherfucker you crazy....you drive around like that ....lol....his friend is laughing and saying ...NOW YOU SEE WHY I DIDNT GET UP IN THAT BITCH.....lol

The car wash people asked me to please not do that again....smh
((No fun))

But I did have a few casualties to the truck doing that .....just lenses on the doors and the map light was hanging by it's wire from the roof.

K, off to finish getting ready for Jesus's birthday party at my wife's aunts place.


Penis!!!

 

[Indacouch]

Enjoying the wife's family at the Christmas party.

 

[Aeroknow]

I just got home from the hydro store and finished getting this inside the house

Time for a hot tub session.