What did you accomplish today?
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dstroy
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Lol
I’ll have the number three... I mean, I need a flatbread envelope... I mean, I need a flat rate envelope please
Singlemalt
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LOL. Just like DMV, the PO sucks oxygen out of the air. If your fingers tingle, it's hypoxia
Bareback
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lokie
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I dated a girl named Wilma for a while. She had a way of making me feel like a Grand Poobah!No.
I unfortunately wasn't. She however was named Winnie.
Spent the morning(like an hour, plus fucking around and getting high) putting new trailer light plug on truck, after almost ripping off the whole assembly on brush. Got it reinforced with baling wire now.
Ran new wire on the enclosed trailer, after the bastard rats gnawed it all to pieces over the summer.
Then got more firewood.
Ran new wire on the enclosed trailer, after the bastard rats gnawed it all to pieces over the summer.
Then got more firewood.
Ok, Gaylord
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
We know you ... but who are you?
Growing up we have had "pet" cows named; Hamburger, Tasty, and Papa Ribeye, and pigs named Bacon and Pork chop. Dad wanted us to name them so we'd take good care of them, but not get too attached.Would it be wrong to name a dog or cat "Euthanasia"?
How about a possum named "Roadkill"???
(I kill me
420God
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He seems like another one of us but without the awesome avatar.
I'm redneck nube (auto-correct nearly made me redneck nude)
Just the first name that popped into my head when I read "uncommon mens name"; no offense meant... faux pas?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
No faux pas. With our recent spate of known unknowns ... I thought I recognized your manner but might be mistaken.
Better than redneck lube, js
420God
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You need an avatar, maybe make a thread suggesting one or something, you're alright, stick around for a while and give us a "face" to the name.
Singlemalt
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I'd have a drink with Possum1(to me hereforthwith Poss or Possum, or if I've been drinking, Possie(note the "ie")
My first Google image result seems wildly appropriate for an avatar. I'm a social introvert, that moved to the hills to get away from people, and convinced my sugar-mama wife to let me stay at home with the babies. My only "adult interaction" is the internet and my wife. Please forgive the undue familiarity, I read a lot and post a little. As well as uncouth behavior; I feel the most "chatty" when I've been drinking.
420God
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Welcome to the club.
Singlemalt
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I ate possum stew once, made by a person who ate it somewhat regularly. I'll pass, I'd rather eat asphalt
Singlemalt
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^^^ Makes my skin crawl lol
ANC
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I actually worked with a guy called Gaylord.
He was a police reservist in his spare time. An awesome, fun guy with red cheeks he would always get teased for.
He said the first time he smoked weed was when he started at the police.
On the induction cooker side.
I finally bought a pan for it. A magnificent beast. It laughs at oil, it just parts it like the dead sea.
No waiting for the thing to heat up, it is just warm from the get-go. No ambivalence about turning the heat up or down and having to wait for the pan to catch up. Now to spend the hundred dollars for the 3 pots that go with it.
He was a police reservist in his spare time. An awesome, fun guy with red cheeks he would always get teased for.
He said the first time he smoked weed was when he started at the police.
On the induction cooker side.
I finally bought a pan for it. A magnificent beast. It laughs at oil, it just parts it like the dead sea.
No waiting for the thing to heat up, it is just warm from the get-go. No ambivalence about turning the heat up or down and having to wait for the pan to catch up. Now to spend the hundred dollars for the 3 pots that go with it.