What did you accomplish today?

[Aeroknow]

while we were beating off to magazines, it's what they beat off to i guess

 

[charface]

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That's why

That motherfucker can't read.
But inspires generations

 

[Aeroknow]

Fabio even did porn. Remember?

 

[Sir Napsalot]

I printed out power of attorney papers and split some wood

 

[swisha]

I live by store/rv park.
They have a shelf in the store
Where you are encouraged to take one or leave one you don't want.
Bunch of sex crazed old ladies bean flicking.. Then putting the book back by the food.

Jeez.

 

[Blue Wizard]

I was supposed to see a man about a maintenance job but I had just missed him when I dropped by his office. They gave me his number and I tried calling back but it just went to voice mail, I'll try again tomorrow. I also wrenched on the deathmobile a bit and I might be relocating the rear axle further forward tomorrow, we'll see how it goes.

On a side note, when I was at the store today I ran into one of my old tenants. He tells me they've already hired a second maintenance man since the guy that replaced me quit already and that the sewer lines have been clogged for at least two weeks now. Sounds like things are going smoothly over there since I left. I guess they couldn't figure out how to work the auger.

 

[charface]

Raked more leafs.
Cut a few rocks
Watered plants
Trash run
Cleaned house and made dinner
Standard day.

 

[Chunky Stool]

On a side note, when I was at the store today I ran into one of my old tenants. He tells me they've already hired a second maintenance man since the guy that replaced me quit already and that the sewer lines have been clogged for at least two weeks now. Sounds like things are going smoothly over there since I left. I guess they couldn't figure out how to work the auger.

Got chunky stools?

 

[Blue Wizard]

Got chunky stools?

With that bunch you never can tell. We had to call a plumber once because my auger couldn't reach the clog (the Y or whatever on building 5 is further than 50ft so I couldn't reach it) and they pulled out a black dress.

 

[whitebb2727]

while we were beating off to magazines, it's what they beat off to i guess

I found a couple porn story sites when I as younger and believe it or not some of those stories would make me cum harder than regular porn.

 

[Aeroknow]

I found a couple porn story sites when I as younger and believe it or not some of those stories would make me cum harder than regular porn.

Shit, i remember just yesterday it seems when i could load up some porn pics on newsgroups. It took like 2 min to load one pic. I came hard back then having to wait. I was a kid too though, so not sure if it was from waiting

Alt.porn

 

[Aeroknow]

I learned how to blast some bho off of newsgroups. 19 yrs ago? 20?

Oh yeah. Non refined in pvc pipe. Yesssss... I'm def gonna get dimentia
If not from that, it will be from all the crank i smoked in some tin foil when young

@Drowning-Man

Alt.binaries.someshit

 

[whitebb2727]

Shit, i remember just yesterday it seems when i could load up some porn pics on newsgroups. It took like 2 min to load one pic. I came hard back then having to wait. I was a kid too though, so not sure if it was from waiting

Alt.porn

I think the stories and having to use the imagination had something to do with it for me.

 

[ANC]

let me play you the songs of my people!

seriously< i just got up and played with the kitten>

 

[Possum1]

Amazing meteor shower right now. If you have clear skies; Get outside and look east!

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Amazing meteor shower right now. If you have clear skies; Get outside and look east!

Clear skies. Lol.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Amazing meteor shower right now. If you have clear skies; Get outside and look east!

Which direction is that for a flat earther? There's a thread somewhere here that somebody with a tinfoil hat might want to know.

 

[see4]

Bought some LED boards, made some LED resellers and their sword swallowing posse seriously butthurt.

Wrote a few Dockerfiles, ran them, tested them, wrote them into a docker-compose yaml, uploaded to AWS, updated a major portion of a web application.

Conferenced in on a call with another VC, wrapping up a 2.5 million seed round.

Ate an egg salad sandwich.

Got my dick wet.

Looked at my seedlings and smiled.

Cooked some cheeseburgers on the grill and watched some Netflix.... ending up netflixing and chilling.

Downloaded some baby lullaby songs and put them in my Amazon Music library. Now I can just say, "Alexa, play my baby's playlist".

Classical music is wonderful for the baby's developing mind. That's how I'm so fucking smart.

 

[BarnBuster]

Fuck man! My mom smoked lots of pot. So that doesn't work to curb the shit. She read 1 thick ass romance novel a night. Reading don't curb the shit. We're fucked.

well, except for the pot, that was my mom too, and listened to music and kept socially active, etc. I mean if any of that really worked, would'nt all those uber smart MD's, PHD's, teachers and scientists that ended up coming down with AD have tried it from the get go? It all ends with the same miserable heart breaking last 5 years of existence.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

shitfuck.