What did you accomplish today?

[Zoom Rabbit]

Yes, you accomplished me using my 2 favorite long held gifs on you. In one sitting. I guess if you like being the longest turd in the toilet…

Well, it seems to have kept you entertained this long, at least...

That will be $3.50.

I have a life, though. I have to go do that, now. I’ll check in on the Zoom Hate Show later.

 

[420God]

Yes, you accomplished me using my 2 favorite long held gifs on you. In one sitting. I guess if you like being the longest turd in the toilet…

I've had this one saved for a while now. Haven't found a good spot to use it.


Wife doesn't even ask anymore when she goes through my phone.

 

[neosapien]

I've had this one saved for a while now. Haven't found a good spot to use it.
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Wife doesn't even ask anymore when she goes through my phone.

Wow. That's fucking beautiful.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

I've had this one saved for a while now. Haven't found a good spot to use it.
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Wife doesn't even ask anymore when she goes through my phone.

That picture brought a tear to my eye. Almost as majestic as @Indacouch fuck.

And yeah my wife used to be like, "why did you look up "penis ninja gif"?

She gets it now.

 

[Chunky Stool]

Mrs. Stool is cooking tofu gyros. It just ain't right...

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I keep getting calls from Grasscity investigators asking if I have any information about this fugitive.

If anyone sees him, tell him there's some people looking for him.

 

[Bareback]

Dicks and anuses...

What is it with this place? It’s not that I’m not supportive of homosexuals and their social freedom, but this much overt homoerotic obsession isn’t found outside of Rio. Is there a gay search engine that sends you guys here?

Just be yourselves. Don’t mind me.

WTF you miss spelled riu . You spelled it it rio ssh

 

[Chunky Stool]

Tis the season...

 

[mr sunshine]

That picture brought a tear to my eye. Almost as majestic as @Indacouch fuck.

And yeah my wife used to be like, "why did you look up "penis ninja gif"?

She gets it now.

My chicks always asking me why I have so many pictures of ugly little Dick's on my phone. she still doesn't get it.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

WTF you miss spelled riu . You spelled it it rio ssh

He's not the brightest bulb in the growroom...

 

[mr sunshine]

CFL status

 

[Possum1]

Ok, not to derail the thread too much...but the wife and I chopped the heads off a bunch of cocks today.

Lightly edited for more delicate sensibilities.
21 Birds total. Feels good to have 100 pounds of wholesome meat in the freezer.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Ok, not to derail the thread too much...but the wife and I chopped the heads off a bunch of cocks today.
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Lightly edited for more delicate sensibilities.
21 Birds total. Feels good to have 100 pounds of wholesome meat in the freezer.

OK

what's REALLY under the cloud?

And remember, you're still under oath.
(it's part of the TOS you signed off on)

 

[Possum1]

OK

what's REALLY under the cloud?

And remember, you're still under oath.
(it's part of the TOS you signed off on)

Headless cocks and puddles of blood, of course, lol.
The dog (other german shepherd thread) ate 4 whole heads before we could stop him, a dozen hearts, one whole wing, and anything else he could sneak off with. Imagine he'll be walking funny for awhile if those beaks pass.

 

[curious2garden]

Ha ha ha!

Lotta trolls going on my ignore list today. This will improve my online experience greatly.

Thanks.

I'm still lolling because dipshit boy still does not realize WE ARE ALL TROLLS in this forum. LOL and thank you all.

 

[Possum1]

Wife was a trooper. Former city girl. Went in and caught each one, held wings while I stretched neck and chopped. Kept eyes closed whole time, but got it done.
Then she skinned the first half, breast down to wing and foot joints, and I did the rest. No plucking as we eat skin off anyway, and I hate that smell.
About 8 hours total, walking around to vacuum bagged in freezer.
Got a 6 pounder resting in fridge. Put him in the brine tomorrow, smoking it on tuesday. Been a long time (when I was a kid on a farm) since I had poultry thats never seen a freezer.

 

[curious2garden]

CFL status

Finshaggy CFL even!

 

[curious2garden]

Wife was a trooper. .....snip....

State or storm?

 

[Possum1]

She's got really good aim. Competitive in local USPSA, so I'm going with state, as we all know how storm troopers shoot.

 

[420God]

Wife was a trooper. Former city girl. Went in and caught each one, held wings while I stretched neck and chopped. Kept eyes closed whole time, but got it done.
Then she skinned the first half, breast down to wing and foot joints, and I did the rest. No plucking as we eat skin off anyway, and I hate that smell.
About 8 hours total, walking around to vacuum bagged in freezer.
Got a 6 pounder resting in fridge. Put him in the brine tomorrow, smoking it on tuesday. Been a long time (when I was a kid on a farm) since I had poultry thats never seen a freezer.

How many did you throw into the yard and watch run around for a while?