Kids are asleep early tonight
I got to smoke early and figured I'd share my hospital mishap before
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So as you guys know I took my boy to the children's hospital for his heart recently ....Well it was a spare of the moment type deal with lots going on at the farm....the day we took him I got up extra early and went to help trim for a few hours and drop some things off etc....well I showered at the farm changed clothes and drove all the way home and picked up momma and my boy.....we get to the hospital and after waiting a short time get called back ....so we all three went into the initial very small exam room and were waiting for the cardiologist .....after a few minutes a nurse walks in,introduces herself and starts hooking up the EKG machine to little Inda ....I happen to look down and notice a small but obvious piece of sugar leaf stuck to the tongue of my shoe
....so I immediately think, il just tuck it further into my show ...outta sight outta mind ......so as momma is busy talking to the nurse I non shalontly bend over in my chair and quickly poke that fucker into my shoe ......absolute worst fucking thing I could have done ....as soon as I came up from doing it ...I started smelling that heavy ass coffee dank smell
....my immediate reaction was to watch mommas face ....I figured no reaction from her would mean it's just me .....about .4 seconds later momma suddenly stops mid sentence and gives me one of these
.....I knew rite then I was fucked .....it was like I stepped into the dog shit of dank in a very tiny room with four people ...the nurses back is turned and momma is giving me the WTF signals ....and as upset as I am about this situation...((inside a fucking children's hospital)) ...all I can think about is you fuckers ...the nurse got done doing the tests and left the room .....as soon as the door latched momma says ....WTF babe....I quickly explain my situation and to my relief momma feels for me and starts trying to help ....she pulls out her sprays and hits my shoe ....few minutes later she catches another whiff ....and decides she wants to get the leaf outta my shoe using a paper towel and into the garbage ....I said NO....NO NO NO ....do not disturb it again PLEASE...even she can't believe that little tiny leaf was heating up that room the way it was ...so she sprays the whole room with scented stuff from her purse and squeezes some hand sanatizer down my shoe ....IMO it made it smell like we were trying to cover up the obvious ...I was honestly stressing and thinking ...I knew better than to touch it ....I wouldn't have cared if I wasn't in a children's hospital in that particular scenario ...luckily the next room for the heart scan was much much bigger .....once we were back in the car we both laughed about it then ....but il never forget watching mommas face....praying that she didn't react to the smell ....and she did pretty much immediately ....the look on her face was priceless....knowing I was completely fucked, I still had to do my best not to laugh thinking about what an idiot I am ....and all of you guys here on RIU ....came home today and momma bought me 2 brand new pairs of shoes ...LOL....she said if I see you wearing those anywhere around a tomato plant your dead ......fair enough momma ...LOL.....I seriously thought security was guna come ask me to leave ...no bullshit.
You ever really wana laugh but know if you do it will make things ten times worse....yeah ....((SMH))
Good night guys and gals
but you know what? I love that fucker!
