What did you accomplish today?
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mr sunshine
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Lmao
Indacouch
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whitebb2727
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Lightly twisting the penis left then right. Like a screw. Don't hurt yourself. Then stretch it. Alternate out. A few minutes every day.
It works.
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Bareback
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A broken dick bone is no joke, everyone stop laughing..... and the people from the ethical treatment of roots ain't going to like that last gif.
mr sunshine
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While I'm hard?
mr sunshine
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I was going to get some but I ended up eating enchiladas instead. Guy was down to meet at mcdonalds, i never texted him back.
whitebb2727
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I had this girl riding my root one time and she raised up too far and my root came out and when she came down with all her weight my root hit right between her cooch and leg.
My pecker popped and it hurt like hell.
I was fine and didn't have to go to the Dr.
I reckon breaking a pecker is no joke.
My pecker popped and it hurt like hell.
I was fine and didn't have to go to the Dr.
I reckon breaking a pecker is no joke.
whitebb2727
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While soft. I've gained little over an inch and a bit of girth in the last few years.
The ole lady said its time for me to quit. She said she doesn't want it any bigger. Go figure.
mr sunshine
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When I was 19 I ran into a wire, right across my dick. It Ended up feeling weird enough for long enough to go to the dr about it. (it was just a little swollen and uncomfortable) He sent me to a specialist that was trying to blame it on gout. Then I went to another specialist that said it was scar tissue from an injury. Gave me penis injections and a penis pump to break it up... been fucking bitches with my huge puffy dick ever since...
whitebb2727
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Lmao!
mr sunshine
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Guy was gentle but his hands were cold. I liked when two hot ass nurses took x rays of it, that part was pretty fun.. they were working very well together, Moving it around and stuff....I'm sure they enjoyed touching that barely legal dick. Well, At least in my head they did.
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Indacouch
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Last sentence LMFAO ROTF
mr sunshine
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Just tried twisting my penis for maximum yields, three twists in I started chubbing up.. should I jack off before I do this so I don't get hard?
He's gonna feel that in the morning.
whitebb2727
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I hurt my back when I was a teenager and had to have xrays. This hot chick told me I had to take my pants off. She then proceeded to adjust me on the xray table. I couldn't help but get a boner.
whitebb2727
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Chub is fine. You just don't want it rock hard. You could beat it first. Let it know whose boss.
Bareback
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A few years back when I didn't have insurance I would go to this Doc in a box, and if I needed a shoot he'd send his nurse in and she would say drop your drawers, next she would cup my junk at the same time popping the needle in my ass. Later I a guy that uses the same Dr and I told him shoots wasn't so bad but he said she always gave him shoots in the arm
