Yep, bat guano seems to be bad stuff. Can anyone recommend a cheap source of -PK dry nutrients that will be readily available to a 2 month old plant? And not an animal product like bone or blood meal.
Here's a picture of what I consider the most efficient way to process marijuana, although it's a little expensive because of the dry ice and alcohol. I've been making this stuff since the 70s, although without the refined knowledge now available on the net.
Result is so strong you can easily hallucinate, but so mild it won't hurt your lungs as much as a day of smog out here in California. I predict a lot more of such concentrates will become available in California when they start giving out licenses next year.
Here's how to you make this (obvious) extract. Best to work with 3 plants at once, but one plant should yield you 2-3 grams of this hash, plus some left over high quality kief.
Make a dry ice 73uM kief extraction with the pot. But don't worry about getting more, stop at the slightest hint of green coming out. You aren't going to waste what's left on the weed, and you get more kief than oil, so feel free to stop early.
Extract the left over pot with 99.9% isopropyl alcohol. Use the dry ice to get the cold liquid so as to reduce water solubles from getting in. Careful drying the liquid, you can start a fire if you are impatient.
Should get about 2:1 kief/oil. Mix equal amounts kief to oil in a petri dish and heat to 250F to make the oil fluid enough to mix. Use a round toothpick to mix, it's easy to get the sticky stuff off the end. Keep heating for 20 minutes total to decarboxylate.
You should be able to knead the result with your fingers without getting too much stuck. The idea is to be able to form little balls. If it's too sticky, mix in more kief.
One ounce of pot makes about 2-3 grams of this stuff. Dosage for the average person is a b-b sized ball, for jamaican bats, maybe a pea size. Always form a ball shape for smoking!
If you don't, you'll learn why.
Why make it? Nothing is lost and it's near to the strongest extract you'll find. A lot stronger than the finest bud.
Due to the heating stage, you can melt this with a chocolate bar and get a very excellent pot chocolate hunk. Just be careful with the dosage at first. Takes a while to activate, and you might chow down on the rest before you realize how strong it was. Once it takes effect, hide the chocolate.