Most solid burns

[tyler.durden]

I can teach you how to insult people if you want.

I would totally attend that master class...

 

[mr sunshine]

@Gary Goodson
Do you still sport blue eye shadow?

 

[dagwood45431]

Your mama smells so bad she disappeared after she put Odor Eaters in her shoes.

 

[Indagrow]

You haven't had pussy since pussy had you

 

[srh88]

That was beyond the pale for you?

check your pm's

 

[dagwood45431]

You're as big an asshole as dagwood.

That's the best burn ever.

 

[Diabolical666]

 

[Diabolical666]

" youre a floating green turd in the punchbowl of life"

 

[dagwood45431]

Why did the chicken cross the road?BECOUSE YOU'RE A DUMBASS BITCH.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Because he heard the ref was blowing fowls.

(First dirty joke I remember hearing. Around 5th grade. Good times.)

 

[cannabineer]

My son landed a good one on me some months ago.

He had a task to do that was made easier by my handing him a chopstick. The job went well, and he quipped about the utility of the chopstick.

I grinned at him and told him "we are a tool-using species, son".

He grinned back and said "that's why I came to YOU dad"

 

[dagwood45431]

My son landed a good one on me some months ago.

He had a task to do that was made easier by my handing him a chopstick. The job went well, and he quipped about the utility of the chopstick.

I grinned at him and told him "we are a tool-using species, son".

He grinned back and said "that's why I came to YOU dad"

That boy is going to be alright.

 

[cat of curiosity]

if i wanted you to speak, i'd shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a fuckin' puppet...

 

[farmerfischer]

@Gary Goodson
Do you still sport blue eye shadow?View attachment 3995978

I'm sure he supports a dirty Sanchez

 

[farmerfischer]

"No body" eats a bag of dicks.

 

[Singlemalt]

"When I want your opinion, I'll tell you what it is"
edit: a variant on Cat's contribution

 

[tangerinegreen555]

"When I want your opinion, I'll tell you what it is"
edit: a variant on Cat's contribution

Another variant

'If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head'.

 

[cat of curiosity]

Another variant

'If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head'.

another variant...

if i wanted any lip from you, i'd have opened my zipper...

if you're gonna be a shit, go lay in the grass..

 

[Sir Napsalot]

Your mama is so ugly it affects her self-esteem

 

[Sir Napsalot]

You were such an ugly child your parents had to tie a porkchop around your neck to get the dog to play with you