tyler.durden
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I would totally attend that master class...
Most solid burns
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mr sunshine
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dagwood45431
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Your mama smells so bad she disappeared after she put Odor Eaters in her shoes.
srh88
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check your pm's
dagwood45431
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You're as big an asshole as dagwood.
That's the best burn ever.
That's the best burn ever.
Diabolical666
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Diabolical666
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" youre a floating green turd in the punchbowl of life" 
dagwood45431
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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Because he heard the ref was blowing fowls.
(First dirty joke I remember hearing. Around 5th grade. Good times.)
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cannabineer
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My son landed a good one on me some months ago.
He had a task to do that was made easier by my handing him a chopstick. The job went well, and he quipped about the utility of the chopstick.
I grinned at him and told him "we are a tool-using species, son".
He grinned back and said "that's why I came to YOU dad"
He had a task to do that was made easier by my handing him a chopstick. The job went well, and he quipped about the utility of the chopstick.
I grinned at him and told him "we are a tool-using species, son".
He grinned back and said "that's why I came to YOU dad"
dagwood45431
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That boy is going to be alright.
cat of curiosity
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if i wanted you to speak, i'd shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a fuckin' puppet...
farmerfischer
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I'm sure he supports a dirty Sanchez
farmerfischer
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"No body" eats a bag of dicks.
Singlemalt
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"When I want your opinion, I'll tell you what it is"
edit: a variant on Cat's contribution
edit: a variant on Cat's contribution
tangerinegreen555
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cat of curiosity
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another variant...
if i wanted any lip from you, i'd have opened my zipper...
if you're gonna be a shit, go lay in the grass..
Sir Napsalot
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Your mama is so ugly it affects her self-esteem
Sir Napsalot
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You were such an ugly child your parents had to tie a porkchop around your neck to get the dog to play with you