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Indacouch

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BarnBuster

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Jerkoff Elbow
A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.
"The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain".
 

jerryb73

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Jerkoff Elbow
A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.
"The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain".
Lol, well it is my right arm and I'm right handed.. maybe my Dr misdiagnosed.. :hump:
 

Tangerine_

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Had 10+ yrds of crushed stone dumped Friday. Checking out everyones work is making me a little antsy to get shit done.

Yesterday I put 250+ miles on my bike and finished the day off with a big plate of scallops and a root beer float. Now its time to clean the bugs off, re-adjust the risers (again) and then its off to camp I go.

I was gonna take a quick shower after cleaning my bike but fuck it. Its hot and I'd rather go swimming. I can shave my legs in the lake!
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Had 10+ yrds of crushed stone dumped Friday. Checking out everyones work is making me a little antsy to get shit done.

Yesterday I put 250+ miles on my bike and finished the day off with a big plate of scallops and a root beer float. Now its time to clean the bugs off, re-adjust the risers (again) and then its off to camp I go.

I was gonna take a quick shower after cleaning my bike but fuck it. Its hot and I'd rather go swimming. I can shave my legs in the lake!
what motor?
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Time for new touring bike?

1000 mi? In under 24hrs? That's some hard riding.

These days I just put around town but in my youth I could easily do 10k a yr. But that's riding to work everyday and going on every run possible
I'd like a new bike ... but cannot currently pay for one. That last bike was a fossil from better, married times.

In '03 I took that bike coast to coast ... 9500 miles in 19 days of riding. Hoo diggities. Filled a notebook with trip notes.
 

tangerinegreen555

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Lol.
I still remember struggling to get a half keg through the back door and up the steps to the 2nd floor, then carrying it to the center of the building where the elevator was to get it up to the 6th.

We had hard work before parties.

The girls floors always appreciated our efforts.
 
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