Neighbor sporting bike shorts from the 1990's.

[buzzardbreath]

He likes to show me his package through his translucent bike shorts. Not just me though, anyone who is around, including children. He's one of those dudes that has a lot of brains with zero logic. I had to raise my voice at him and turn into a prick to keep him from wandering over to chat. I need more land.

 

[SouthCross]

Pervert

 

[dagwood45431]

He likes to show me his package through his translucent bike shorts. Not just me though, anyone who is around, including children. He's one of those dudes that has a lot of brains with zero logic. I had to raise my voice at him and turn into a prick to keep him from wandering over to chat. I need more land.

His package sounds terrifying.

 

[OrganicGorilla]

Pervert

Definitely a pervert

 

[legalcanada]

lol raise your voice i wish i'd seen that! hilarious!

 

[420God]

 

[buzzardbreath]

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Close, but his are black and worn through to where you see skin as the material stretches. He graduated college at the age of 16 as some fluid dynamic engineer or something like that. He's kind of like Forrest Gump meets Doogie Howser.

 

[jacksmuff]

are you complaining when he's offering free dinner

 

[whitebb2727]

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I have very large guerilla balls. I sit on them sometimes. That's what mine look like in regular shorts.









Oh. I have three testicles also.

 

[buzzardbreath]

lol raise your voice i wish i'd seen that! hilarious!

It wasn't hilarious. My children don't play out front because of his antics. He likes to sue people too...go figure. You have to go all the way with these kind of cats.

 

[jacksmuff]

It wasn't hilarious. My children don't play out front because of his antics. He likes to sue people too...go figure. You have to go all the way with these kind of cats.

all the way? have you sucked his dick?

 

[OrganicGorilla]

It wasn't hilarious. My children don't play out front because of his antics. He likes to sue people too...go figure. You have to go all the way with these kind of cats.

Just suck it and get it over with.

 

[buzzardbreath]

I have very large guerilla balls. I sit on them sometimes. That's what mine look like in regular shorts.









Oh. I have three testicles also.

We all know you sit on them because your sac is stuck in your ass crack not because your ball size. Age...

 

[buzzardbreath]

Just suck it and get it over with.

I forgot to mention that he declined my offer. He's apparently not into men. I guess Im going to have to get rid of him... or move.

 

[buzzardbreath]

all the way? have you sucked his dick?

wise asses are my favorite, but not my friends, so you are my favorite but not my friend

 

[buzzardbreath]

I would attach an article from the newspaper about him but that would identify my location, and I don't feel that's necessarily wise. If I move, I'll enlighten you to the mysteries of freaks in college towns, fucking freaks. Not for me.

 

[jacksmuff]

wise asses are my favorite, but not my friends, so you are my favorite but not my friend

love you also cock sucker

 

[jacksmuff]

I would attach an article from the newspaper about him but that would identify my location, and I don't feel that's necessarily wise. If I move, I'll enlighten you to the mysteries of freaks in college towns, fucking freaks. Not for me.

you sound obsessed with your pedo friend

 

[buzzardbreath]

love you also cock sucker

your likes are = to your posts...weird that I looked. I never look at people

 

[jacksmuff]

your likes are = to your posts...weird that I looked. I never look at people

and to think I never sucked one cock