No it's not like that at all. He's genius to society, but people don't see how he acts at home. He's a weird fucker, and he lives directly across from me so I deal with him constantly. It's the first time living in a "subdivision" and will be my last.
your starting to sound like the creepy neighbor. how many hours a day do you watch him wishing his tight biker balls were in your mouth
Well, hell. Try to joke around with people.
Exactly. What I just said. Sounds like buzzard is the one with the problem.
there is so many like him.
it's hard not to care when that's what you look at 24/7
Actually man, I've talked to the guy and he is in another world. Doesn't hear what he doesn't want to hear.
you had to reduce it about 3in when it was down your throat
On a short serious note, it started a year back when my child was having a friend over after baseball practice. As they were getting out of their car my favorite neighbor decided to come by and talk about his old mercedes, ignoring that we have family shit going on. That's how he is. Fucking weird hoss.
you can do a bit better man
Had a similar thing happen recently. I was thinking, wtf is this guy doing in my yard with no regard to me or my company!
Some post are worth money.My balls are huge.
I was sitting around the other day admiring how big my nuts are, when I came to the conclusion that they are somewhere between fairly giant and super giant. It's like I have a pair of Epcot centers dangling between my legs. Of course, you have to have a pretty big pair to say some of the things I've said, and then go on national TV. That's part of the reason my balls are so astronomical. The last nine or ten false readings in gravity wave detectors have been due to the gravity field of my nads. They're just under critical mass, a few inches away from collapsing into a super dense vortex of nutsaqutron (a type of radiation given off by enormous balls).
I've made a chart to help you get a feel for the size of my jewels:
I don't even have an office chair anymore, I just sit around on my nuts. People come over to my house and they think I'm just sitting on a giant flesh colored bean bag. I once took a bullet right in the cojones just to prove how tough I am, but the bullet ricocheted off of a pube and shot some kid in the face. I almost felt sorry for the kid, but he had it coming. Nobody can step to my nuts. My ex-girlfriend was bitching at me one day, so I tossed my nuts at her. BAM. Knocked the bitch out cold. The best teabagging she ever received, and I wasn't even trying.
2,680,963 People agree, my nuts are huge.
I like your style. My mind does wander sometimes too.
Yeah, most folks tend to forget about the garage
My balls are huge.
I was sitting around the other day admiring how big my nuts are, when I came to the conclusion that they are somewhere between fairly giant and super giant. It's like I have a pair of Epcot centers dangling between my legs. Of course, you have to have a pretty big pair to say some of the things I've said, and then go on national TV. That's part of the reason my balls are so astronomical. The last nine or ten false readings in gravity wave detectors have been due to the gravity field of my nads. They're just under critical mass, a few inches away from collapsing into a super dense vortex of nutsaqutron (a type of radiation given off by enormous balls).
I've made a chart to help you get a feel for the size of my jewels:
I don't even have an office chair anymore, I just sit around on my nuts. People come over to my house and they think I'm just sitting on a giant flesh colored bean bag. I once took a bullet right in the cojones just to prove how tough I am, but the bullet ricocheted off of a pube and shot some kid in the face. I almost felt sorry for the kid, but he had it coming. Nobody can step to my nuts. My ex-girlfriend was bitching at me one day, so I tossed my nuts at her. BAM. Knocked the bitch out cold. The best teabagging she ever received, and I wasn't even trying.
2,680,963 People agree, my nuts are huge.
tour-de-douche bag