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Gary Goodson

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You going the smore route with that G?

My wife makes these really good choclate bannana things for the grill .....basically she peels one strip of bannana peel open....then carefully cuts sections of bannana out ....replaces those sections with choclate ....sometimes even Carmel filled chocolates .....closes the peel and then we set em over the coals ....fucking delicious Gary.

All that wife Banana talk made me horny :shock:
Yea the kids wanted s'mores. They've been making them in the microwave but today they wanted the real deal
 

Indacouch

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Anybody see our resident Bird lately ...I was driving back from the liquor store and saw this image.jpg
Sure hope he's ok .....if you zoom in there's plant material ....looks like sunshines work IMO .....K, off to chill with the fam ....actually taking a shit rite now and taking those pics that Bareback requested .....peace
 

Chunky Stool

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Ever have a squib mortar?
It was interesting.
My neighbor was lighting mortars in the street when one of them launched about a foot out of the tube, then laid on the ground a few seconds before blowing up like a fucking grenade!
Wow. I had no idea what was happening until a piece of blue shrapnel bounced off my forehead. Mrs. Stool got hit in the cheek and her shirt had a burn hole. The guy standing next to me took one in the neck. He was *not* happy.
Next year I'm wearing safety glasses.

I am totally serious. :-|
 

Indacouch

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Ever have a squib mortar?
It was interesting.
My neighbor was lighting mortars in the street when one of them launched about a foot out of the tube, then laid on the ground a few seconds before blowing up like a fucking grenade!
Wow. I had no idea what was happening until a piece of blue shrapnel bounced off my forehead. Mrs. Stool got hit in the cheek and her shirt had a burn hole. The guy standing next to me took one in the neck. He was *not* happy.
Next year I'm wearing safety glasses.

I am totally serious. :-|
I took some shrapnel to the left eye ....wait until I post a pic of my shirt I had on ....mine was from a giant ballistic style bottle rocket ....the stick was the size of a broom handle .....it had a weird wax type fuse on it ...they almost burn like a candle for a bit and then the fuse lights .....well this one melted the explosive head off the stick .....and before I could react ...((BOOM)) momma Inda couldn't find anything in my eye ....so it must be a scratch maybe ....it's watering like =your moms= pussy and is very annoying every time I blink ......I learned my lesson for sure .....buy better illegal fireworks with normal fuses next year ......good night guys/gals


NOTE- when I said =your mom= I was talking about our new wine drinking member who posted earlier....I felt I needed to clear that up ...lol

K...Nite




And PENIS!!!!!!!

Fucking eye FUCK!!!
 

ANC

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Taking a break now. Busy ripping out a giant grapevine that seriously overgrows my place every summer. Also ripping out a peach tree that carries the most godawful peaches. Then I need to hack the pieces of vine still stuck in the mango tree and trim that tree too so I have sun on my best growspot. My back is on fire already.
 

tangerinegreen555

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Anybody see our resident Bird lately ...I was driving back from the liquor store and saw this View attachment 3972535
Sure hope he's ok .....if you zoom in there's plant material ....looks like sunshines work IMO .....K, off to chill with the fam ....actually taking a shit rite now and taking those pics that Bareback requested .....peace
No, if somebody fucked with @mr sunshine 's shopping cart, there would be blood on the street, signs of a death struggle and National Guard troops present under martial law.
 

ttystikk

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Fucked a hooker in the ass, check.

Set up a grow op for a stage 4 breast cancer patient, check.

Sold a ton of next generation LED lighting, check.

Ignored the crowds and celebrated Independence Day my way, check.

Grilled a phenomenal ribeye steak I'm still picking out of my teeth, check.

WTF did y'all do with your pathetic lil lives, anyway?

:bigjoint:
 

WeedFreak78

Well-Known Member
Ever have a squib mortar?
It was interesting.
My neighbor was lighting mortars in the street when one of them launched about a foot out of the tube, then laid on the ground a few seconds before blowing up like a fucking grenade!
Wow. I had no idea what was happening until a piece of blue shrapnel bounced off my forehead. Mrs. Stool got hit in the cheek and her shirt had a burn hole. The guy standing next to me took one in the neck. He was *not* happy.
Next year I'm wearing safety glasses.

I am totally serious. :-|
I had got these giant bottle rockets down south one year, they were like 3' long and the rocket part looked liked 4 D batteries stacked on the end. We were hammered lighting them off. I went to stick one in the ground and the stick broke, leaving only a little stub. I got pissed and stabbed it into the ground as hard as I could...bad idea, it was in so tight out never launched. It blew ans threw sparks and burning material across 4 neighbors yards, we were running around like crazy making sure we didn't light the neighborhood on fire..lol.
 

Nugachino

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I took some shrapnel to the left eye .... momma Inda couldn't find anything in my eye ....so it must be a scratch maybe

K...Nite

And PENIS!!!!!!!

Fucking eye FUCK!!!

I'd get that eye looked at bro. I've had plenty of shit dug outta my eyes. It fucking sucks. I hate needles at the best of times. More so when there's one coming towards your eye and you've gotta stay still.

That's the life of a foundry man though. Kinda glad that stage of my life is past. No more metal sparks seared into my eyes. In case you're wondering. Safety goggles only work if the seals aren't fucked. And they actually fit your face properly...

Oh and grinder sparks up the nose are a bitch too.
 

WeedFreak78

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I'd get that eye looked at bro. I've had plenty of shit dug outta my eyes. It fucking sucks. I hate needles at the best of times. More so when there's one coming towards your eye and you've gotta stay still.

That's the life of a foundry man though. Kinda glad that stage of my life is past. No more metal sparks seared into my eyes. In case you're wondering. Safety goggles only work if the seals aren't fucked. And they actually fit your face properly...

Oh and grinder sparks up the nose are a bitch too.
I've had shit drilled out of my eyes at least a half dozen times. Major surgery once after a paint stripping wheel exploded off a hand grinder. You get used to people sticking needles in your eyes, eventually...
 

curious2garden

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Staff member
I took some shrapnel to the left eye ....wait until I post a pic of my shirt I had on ....mine was from a giant ballistic style bottle rocket ....the stick was the size of a broom handle .....it had a weird wax type fuse on it ...they almost burn like a candle for a bit and then the fuse lights .....well this one melted the explosive head off the stick .....and before I could react ...((BOOM)) momma Inda couldn't find anything in my eye ....so it must be a scratch maybe ....it's watering like =your moms= pussy and is very annoying every time I blink ......I learned my lesson for sure .....buy better illegal fireworks with normal fuses next year ......good night guys/gals


NOTE- when I said =your mom= I was talking about our new wine drinking member who posted earlier....I felt I needed to clear that up ...lol

K...Nite




And PENIS!!!!!!!

Fucking eye FUCK!!!
Keep your affected eye closed for 24 hours. Usually we put some neosporin (opthalmic) in your eye and then a piece of gauze over your eyelid and tape it. After 24 hours if it's still scratchy you need to go to the urgent care, or an opthalmologist and have them put some flourescein in your eye and take a look.

Next year wear a face shield and body armor for this type of work, don't forget the leather chaps :D
 
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