What did you accomplish today?

Indacouch

Indacouch

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mr sunshine said:
Stop being a whore, you know you belong to me, woman.

I didn't want you to find out like this but, Dia and I did things, glorious things. We were drunk and slippery and I'm pretty sure I was unconscious. Bottom line, stay away from my property. You don't see me trying to fuck one of your vehicle's tail pipes. Respect my shit, bro.
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Oh yeah ......we PMd about electric trimmers ......and she touched my leg :finger:

She didn't really touch my leg ....but all that other crazy stuff totally true:finger:
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Indacouch said:
Oh yeah ......we PMd about electric trimmers ......and she touched my leg :finger:

She didn't really touch my leg ....but all that other crazy stuff totally true:finger:
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I see your not taking this to well, let me share a story with you. This one time dia and I were all fucked up and she thought she rolled a blunt, but she was just confused because we were all fucked up. The blunt she was looking for was the one we smoked the night before. So I tell her "that was a different dia"...and we laughed. Since then our soul's have been intertwined.
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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mr sunshine said:
I see your not taking this to well, let me share a story with you. This one time dia and I were all fucked up and she thought she rolled a blunt, but she was just confused because we were all fucked up. The blunt she was looking for was the one we smoked the night before. So I tell her "that was a different dia"...and we laughed. Since then our soul's have been intertwined.
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Jesus, that is beautiful.
 
Bob Zmuda

Bob Zmuda

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One time I was eating a burrito (California if you must know).

I was driving back from lake havasu (lake titty flash) and was in board shorts.

All of the sudden the peehole part of my penis was on fire. The fury of 2000 hornets stung my urethra and it felt like the pain was traveling up the tube.

I looked down and a large cup of hot sauce had spilled into my crotchal region and soaked through the board shorts onto my docile phallus, which sucked up the Juices.

I had to take out my penis and pour horchata on the tip. Picante!

Tl;dr don't pour hot sauce on your dick.
 
Chunky Stool

Chunky Stool

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Bob Zmuda said:
One time I was eating a burrito (California if you must know).

I was driving back from lake havasu (lake titty flash) and was in board shorts.

All of the sudden the peehole part of my penis was on fire. The fury of 2000 hornets stung my urethra and it felt like the pain was traveling up the tube.

I looked down and a large cup of hot sauce had spilled into my crotchal region and soaked through the board shorts onto my docile phallus, which sucked up the Juices.

I had to take out my penis and pour horchata on the tip. Picante!

Tl;dr don't pour hot sauce on your dick.
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Ever use a turkey baster to squirt tabasco up your pee hole?


Guess it's just me... :roll:
 
Drowning-Man

Drowning-Man

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So today proof there are decent people in this world and God cares. Some random nice lady payed over $350 and got me a room at motel 6 for 1 week. So im out of that damn tent prays the Lord. I almost broke down crying when this lady got me the room. Im still speachless sitting here watching tv.
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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Drowning-Man said:
So today proof there are decent people in this world and God cares. Some random nice lady payed over $350 and got me a room at motel 6 for 1 week. So im out of that damn tent prays the Lord. I almost broke down crying when this lady got me the room. Im still speachless sitting here watching tv.
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You are going to wake up in the bathtub missing a kidney
 
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