What did you accomplish today?

[Jp.the.pope]

I was just kidding or maybe I was thinking long ton or I was just full of shit. Take your pick , I'm high. Lol

PS can we still use the hash tag to represent pound

Yes but millenials might not understand

Which might just be a better reason to use it

 

[Gary Goodson]

Keep us posted on the sous vide, great idea on that one

I want to get one just to cook with. Imagine making soud vide ribs and then just throwing them on the grill for a char! Quick and smokey!

 

[Jp.the.pope]

I want to get one just to cook with. Imagine making soud vide ribs and then just throwing them on the grill for a char! Quick and smokey!

No joke. Been eyeing one myself for awhile now. But I'd almost have to make recipes specifically so I can use it

I like cooking but I'm definitely not at the, let's add foam, level yet

 

[cannabineer]

I was just kidding or maybe I was thinking long ton or I was just full of shit. Take your pick , I'm high. Lol

PS can we still use the hash tag to represent pound

Lol I'm sorry I was going for the pun.

Metric fuckpun.

I'm kind a high also

 

[dangledo]

Nice, on the chicken and crappy .

Maybe your not asking the right questions lol. My ol' lady said no, no thanks, hell no, no fucking way and then oh no , oh yeah , ohh hell yeah , thanks. Lol

Before we married the deal was wedding ring on her finger, I get her meat ring on my wiener. Two years after marriage, nada. Soon...

 

[Bareback]

Ok , so have you tried using " I'll just put the head in I promise"
" It's more for you than me"
Or my personal favorite " oops it slipped" and then the biggest lye of all " I'm sorry hehe"

 

[Indacouch]

Took a swim and ate some BBQ....drinking a beer and eating watermelon .......nobody suspected my corn hole rinsing in the pool

Had both the boys in the pool with me, that was cool .....little Inda obviously goes swimming all the time ......but today was chunkers first time in a pool......surprisingly he loved it .....my naked little fat baby kicking his legs like crazy .......phelps ain't got shit on him

 

[mr sunshine]

My mattress needed a day to fully expand, tonight I will try it out. Got a good ass deal, paid 5 bills for a 1300 hundred dollar mattress. My homie owns a buisness, gets those wholesale prices. I'm going to cum on it before I go to sleep, break it in or whatever.

 

[mr sunshine]

Alright, it's like an 1100 dollar mattress, but I keeps it clean.

 

[Singlemalt]

My mattress needed a day to fully expand, tonight I will try it out. Got a good ass deal, paid 5 bills for a 1300 hundred dollar mattress. My homie owns a buisness, gets those wholesale prices. I'm going to cum on it before I go to sleep, break it in or whatever.

Jesus, that sounds like my ex wife

 

[Indagrow]

Even worse...does "no" really mean no if your sex robot says it doesn't want to put out? Can I get charged with rape if I solder it's dam mouth shut and use a drill press to widen it's hole? Should I get it to sign a prenup? Enquiring minds...

If I replace his lubricant with my cum, would he bat an eyelash if I installed one?



Obviously I mean 'it'

 

[Indagrow]

Building prosthetic pedobots?

So far I've got a mean crotch, and dainty fingers

 

[Blue Wizard]

My mattress needed a day to fully expand, tonight I will try it out. Got a good ass deal, paid 5 bills for a 1300 hundred dollar mattress. My homie owns a buisness, gets those wholesale prices. I'm going to cum on it before I go to sleep, break it in or whatever.

You took it out of the box? It's going to lose all it's collector value now.

 

[jerryb73]

You took it out of the box? It's going to lose all it's collector value now.

Idk man, once sunshine jizzes on it, priceless!!

 

[Blue Wizard]

Idk man, once sunshine jizzes on it, priceless!!

What mattress HASN"T been jizzed on by sunshine?

 

[jerryb73]

What mattress HASN"T been jizzed on by sunshine?

Good point, that canary gets around..

 

[dangledo]

Happy father's day all. My first one and it happen to be 6 months today he was born. My best accomplishment to date.

 

[dangledo]

I want to get one just to cook with. Imagine making soud vide ribs and then just throwing them on the grill for a char! Quick and smokey!

That's the bonus with getting the sous vide cooker. Multiple uses. I've been hitting steaks directly on the charcoal chimney at around 900 and they're done in couple mins. They should be better when cooked to perfect medium, then a quick sear to crisp it up. I'll find out soon enough.

 

[Indacouch]

My youngest chunker, so innocent and sweet .....


Then before you know it ....there grown and wild ....where'd the innocence go ((smh))
Chunk Master Flex....


Where my titty at bitches .......

 

[dangledo]

My youngest chunker, so innocent and sweet .....View attachment 3963065


Then before you know it ....there grown and wild ....where'd the innocence go ((smh))View attachment 3963066
Chunk Master Flex....


Where my titty at bitches .......

Dem cheeks doe

Too cute.