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hexthat

hexthat

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How do you supercrop hollow stems? i tried and the branch exploded juices everywhere


i got it to work have to go down the stem about a foot then twist
 
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curious2garden

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hexthat said:
they would be if they got some light, the weed stole it all
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How hot does it get where you live? I'm in the Mojave and my tomatoes are under my mulberry trees otherwise they burn and die. I figured you were sort of doing the same giving them some shade. They look nice right now.
 
Bob Zmuda

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One time in college I went over to this girls condo I was hoping to penetrate. We were drinking and making out and I could tell things were gonna happen.

She tells me she's gonna change and goes Into the bedroom where the bathroom is. I had to pee reallllly bad and for some reason I went out on her balcony and peed. I guess when she came back out I wanted to be ready to thrust.

Well. It happened. When I was pissing off the second story balcony I had to fart so I let it rip. Oh. Fucking. NO.

I sharted. A healthy, fun sized snickers shart.

There was only one thing to do. I quickly took off my pants and undies and put just the pants back on. I threw the defiled briefs across a walkway onto another persons balcony and proceeded to go inside and turn some chicks vagina inside out.

I always wonder what the neighbor thought when they found my present.
 
UncleBuck

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Bob Zmuda said:
One time in college I went over to this girls condo I was hoping to penetrate. We were drinking and making out and I could tell things were gonna happen.

She tells me she's gonna change and goes Into the bedroom where the bathroom is. I had to pee reallllly bad and for some reason I went out on her balcony and peed. I guess when she came back out I wanted to be ready to thrust.

Well. It happened. When I was pissing off the second story balcony I had to fart so I let it rip. Oh. Fucking. NO.

I sharted. A healthy, fun sized snickers shart.

There was only one thing to do. I quickly took off my pants and undies and put just the pants back on. I threw the defiled briefs across a walkway onto another persons balcony and proceeded to go inside and turn some chicks vagina inside out.

I always wonder what the neighbor thought when they found my present.
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12/10, would read again
 
Singlemalt

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Bob Zmuda said:
One time in college I went over to this girls condo I was hoping to penetrate. We were drinking and making out and I could tell things were gonna happen.

She tells me she's gonna change and goes Into the bedroom where the bathroom is. I had to pee reallllly bad and for some reason I went out on her balcony and peed. I guess when she came back out I wanted to be ready to thrust.

Well. It happened. When I was pissing off the second story balcony I had to fart so I let it rip. Oh. Fucking. NO.

I sharted. A healthy, fun sized snickers shart.

There was only one thing to do. I quickly took off my pants and undies and put just the pants back on. I threw the defiled briefs across a walkway onto another persons balcony and proceeded to go inside and turn some chicks vagina inside out.

I always wonder what the neighbor thought when they found my present.
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Howling!
 
Gary Goodson

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Bob Zmuda said:
One time in college I went over to this girls condo I was hoping to penetrate. We were drinking and making out and I could tell things were gonna happen.

She tells me she's gonna change and goes Into the bedroom where the bathroom is. I had to pee reallllly bad and for some reason I went out on her balcony and peed. I guess when she came back out I wanted to be ready to thrust.

Well. It happened. When I was pissing off the second story balcony I had to fart so I let it rip. Oh. Fucking. NO.

I sharted. A healthy, fun sized snickers shart.

There was only one thing to do. I quickly took off my pants and undies and put just the pants back on. I threw the defiled briefs across a walkway onto another persons balcony and proceeded to go inside and turn some chicks vagina inside out.

I always wonder what the neighbor thought when they found my present.
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I wish I was that neighbor!
 
dannyboy602

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Bob Zmuda said:
One time in college I went over to this girls condo I was hoping to penetrate. We were drinking and making out and I could tell things were gonna happen.

She tells me she's gonna change and goes Into the bedroom where the bathroom is. I had to pee reallllly bad and for some reason I went out on her balcony and peed. I guess when she came back out I wanted to be ready to thrust.

Well. It happened. When I was pissing off the second story balcony I had to fart so I let it rip. Oh. Fucking. NO.

I sharted. A healthy, fun sized snickers shart.

There was only one thing to do. I quickly took off my pants and undies and put just the pants back on. I threw the defiled briefs across a walkway onto another persons balcony and proceeded to go inside and turn some chicks vagina inside out.

I always wonder what the neighbor thought when they found my present.
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Mb the neighbor's dog found it first. Yum.
 
hexthat

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curious2garden said:
How hot does it get where you live? I'm in the Mojave and my tomatoes are under my mulberry trees otherwise they burn and die. I figured you were sort of doing the same giving them some shade. They look nice right now.
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35%-60% shade cloth works very well. I have a few other rows of tomatoes under shade cloth they are doing well, especially the roma tomatoes gana get a hundo pounds of romas looks like.

I have found pot loves full sun, shading it only reduces final products quality.
 
UncleBuck

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have located what i believe to be a perfect spot for observing the total lunar eclipse on 8/21/2017. will put me in the absolute center of the umbra in a remote location and there is a decent place nearby to pitch a tent the night before.

all hotels and campgrounds within 100 miles have been booked solid for years now so going remote is really the only option.
 
tyler.durden

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UncleBuck said:
have located what i believe to be a perfect spot for observing the total lunar eclipse on 8/21/2017. will put me in the absolute center of the umbra in a remote location and there is a decent place nearby to pitch a tent the night before.

all hotels and campgrounds within 100 miles have been booked solid for years now so going remote is really the only option.
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Lol @ pitch a tent. Sounds amazing, I look forward to pics and/or video of this cosmic event...
 
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