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Indacouch

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Well he does get his looks from you, right?
He resembles the mail man and momma ...lol


Any good looks would come from his momma ....at least IMO .....after being with her since we were kids....she still knows how to find the TV remote with no issues.


TRUE STORY--

TV Remote is code for my erect penis.....because when we were kids first dating a long long time ago...we were watching tv together under a blanket and she asked if I had the remote .....well I happened to have a rock hard boner and told her ...yes it's on my leg ......so she actually grabbed my cock through the blanket and it took her a second to realize I tricked her ........so it's always been a joke between us since we were young.......

TV Remote=My penis
 

jerryb73

Well-Known Member
He resembles the mail man and momma ...lol


Any good looks would come from his momma ....at least IMO .....after being with her since we were kids....she still knows how to find the TV remote with no issues.


TRUE STORY--

TV Remote is code for my erect penis.....because when we were kids first dating a long long time ago...we were watching tv together under a blanket and she asked if I had the remote .....well I happened to have a rock hard boner and told her ...yes it's on my leg ......so she actually grabbed my cock through the blanket and it took her a second to realize I tricked her ........so it's always been a joke between us since we were young.......

TV Remote=My penis
lol that's awesome
 
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