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Blue Wizard

Blue Wizard

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jerryb73 said:
I accomplished checking in on TNT only to hear crickets..:?
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Sorry. I've been super busy lately and I'm raising a tiny kitten I found. It was skin and bones when I found it but I've been bottle feeding it and giving it wet food and it's fat and happy now. Oh, and I broke my glasses so I have to put my face like right next to the screen to read anything.

I finished fencing in my mothers yard for her too.
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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Bareback said:
Indi you got any kid stories for us?
How's the family?
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Infact I do ......so little Inda is a collector of many things.....he collects all kinds of different little things ....he literally has multiple badass nerf guns and RC cars but he would rather collect cheap chinese gum ball machine toys ....which at first I thought was weird, but I'm ok with it now since those toys can't injure my testicles when thrown....so he was on a Pokemon craze for about the last year and he has binders full of those damn things.......well the other day I picked him up from school and he's informed me he is on the market for a fidget spinner ......long story short I look up what the fuck a fidget spinner is ...making sure it's not some new drug or slang for a stripper/hooker high on speed....so him and momma ordered one and it showed up a few days ago ......first thing I notice is it resembles a spinning pair of brass knuckles IMO ....it's metal and actually pretty heavy....so I told him don't spin it by your brother and don't drop it on the new floors......so he takes off running around the house spinning this new contraption EVERYWHERE!!......every 7 minutes or so he comes and shows me another cool trick...spinning it on his head,nose,finger,EVERYWHERE!!

So after a while he asks me to spin it ...so I do,and I'm way better at it than him...he's such a rookie...I totally kicked his ass....I felt like a real badass showing him up....anyways, once he sees how fast dad can get it spinning he starts asking me to spin it and then hand it to him so he could do tricks...so I do 14,971 times .....so I was tucking him in last night and I always play with him for a minute at bed time ....I was laying across his bed watching tv and he was of course playing with the spinner .....he asks me to spin it super fast and hand it to him ....keep in mind this thing will spin for a couple minutes fast as fuck and it's pretty heavy made of metal....so I told him ---ok buddy last time and the it's bed time--....so I spin that motherfucker like I'm trying to kill it ....and hand it to him slow careful not to FUCK UP THE ROTATION........so I pass it to him and go back to watching tv not paying attention to him really .....well he keeps saying dad,dad,dad watch dad before it stops spinning .....rite at the last second I glance over to see what he's doing and at the same exact time ....I got that gut wrenching pain of testicles in my stomach .....yep that's rite,,,,the fidget spinner met my testicles....well what he did was put the fidget spinner on his hand and then using his sock on the hardwood floor... he spun a quick 360 and shit whipped the toy straight into my testicles .....it was by far his worst attack on dad's junk EVER!!!.......even worse than the time he flew an air hog mini RC helicopter into my balls .......it was worse than taking a direct hit with a normal object because one of the three arms that spin on this toy ....literally batted one of my testicles back into my stomach like a MLB player.......momma was laughing and I was crying

Fucking fidget spinner
 
Bob Zmuda

Bob Zmuda

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Indacouch said:
Infact I do ......so little Inda is a collector of many things.....he collects all kinds of different little things ....he literally has multiple badass nerf guns and RC cars but he would rather collect cheap chinese gum ball machine toys ....which at first I thought was weird, but I'm ok with it now since those toys can't injure my testicles when thrown....so he was on a Pokemon craze for about the last year and he has binders full of those damn things.......well the other day I picked him up from school and he's informed me he is on the market for a fidget spinner ......long story short I look up what the fuck a fidget spinner is ...making sure it's not some new drug or slang for a stripper/hooker high on speed....so him and momma ordered one and it showed up a few days ago ......first thing I notice is it resembles a spinning pair of brass knuckles IMO ....it's metal and actually pretty heavy....so I told him don't spin it by your brother and don't drop it on the new floors......so he takes off running around the house spinning this new contraption EVERYWHERE!!......every 7 minutes or so he comes and shows me another cool trick...spinning it on his head,nose,finger,EVERYWHERE!!

So after a while he asks me to spin it ...so I do,and I'm way better at it than him...he's such a rookie...I totally kicked his ass....I felt like a real badass showing him up....anyways, once he sees how fast dad can get it spinning he starts asking me to spin it and then hand it to him so he could do tricks...so I do 14,971 times .....so I was tucking him in last night and I always play with him for a minute at bed time ....I was laying across his bed watching tv and he was of course playing with the spinner .....he asks me to spin it super fast and hand it to him ....keep in mind this thing will spin for a couple minutes fast as fuck and it's pretty heavy made of metal....so I told him ---ok buddy last time and the it's bed time--....so I spin that motherfucker like I'm trying to kill it ....and hand it to him slow careful not to FUCK UP THE ROTATION........so I pass it to him and go back to watching tv not paying attention to him really .....well he keeps saying dad,dad,dad watch dad before it stops spinning .....rite at the last second I glance over to see what he's doing and at the same exact time ....I got that gut wrenching pain of testicles in my stomach .....yep that's rite,,,,the fidget spinner met my testicles....well what he did was put the fidget spinner on his hand and then using his sock on the hardwood floor... he spun a quick 360 and shit whipped the toy straight into my testicles .....it was by far his worst attack on dad's junk EVER!!!.......even worse than the time he flew an air hog mini RC helicopter into my balls .......it was worse than taking a direct hit with a normal object because one of the three arms that spin on this toy ....literally batted one of my testicles back into my stomach like a MLB player.......momma was laughing and I was crying

Fucking fidget spinner
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Fun fact: I actually took one of these things and threw it so hard on the ground all of the bearings ejected today. I may be buying a new fidget spinner for Christian Murillo. :/
 
Bareback

Bareback

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Indacouch said:
Infact I do ......so little Inda is a collector of many things.....he collects all kinds of different little things ....he literally has multiple badass nerf guns and RC cars but he would rather collect cheap chinese gum ball machine toys ....which at first I thought was weird, but I'm ok with it now since those toys can't injure my testicles when thrown....so he was on a Pokemon craze for about the last year and he has binders full of those damn things.......well the other day I picked him up from school and he's informed me he is on the market for a fidget spinner ......long story short I look up what the fuck a fidget spinner is ...making sure it's not some new drug or slang for a stripper/hooker high on speed....so him and momma ordered one and it showed up a few days ago ......first thing I notice is it resembles a spinning pair of brass knuckles IMO ....it's metal and actually pretty heavy....so I told him don't spin it by your brother and don't drop it on the new floors......so he takes off running around the house spinning this new contraption EVERYWHERE!!......every 7 minutes or so he comes and shows me another cool trick...spinning it on his head,nose,finger,EVERYWHERE!!

So after a while he asks me to spin it ...so I do,and I'm way better at it than him...he's such a rookie...I totally kicked his ass....I felt like a real badass showing him up....anyways, once he sees how fast dad can get it spinning he starts asking me to spin it and then hand it to him so he could do tricks...so I do 14,971 times .....so I was tucking him in last night and I always play with him for a minute at bed time ....I was laying across his bed watching tv and he was of course playing with the spinner .....he asks me to spin it super fast and hand it to him ....keep in mind this thing will spin for a couple minutes fast as fuck and it's pretty heavy made of metal....so I told him ---ok buddy last time and the it's bed time--....so I spin that motherfucker like I'm trying to kill it ....and hand it to him slow careful not to FUCK UP THE ROTATION........so I pass it to him and go back to watching tv not paying attention to him really .....well he keeps saying dad,dad,dad watch dad before it stops spinning .....rite at the last second I glance over to see what he's doing and at the same exact time ....I got that gut wrenching pain of testicles in my stomach .....yep that's rite,,,,the fidget spinner met my testicles....well what he did was put the fidget spinner on his hand and then using his sock on the hardwood floor... he spun a quick 360 and shit whipped the toy straight into my testicles .....it was by far his worst attack on dad's junk EVER!!!.......even worse than the time he flew an air hog mini RC helicopter into my balls .......it was worse than taking a direct hit with a normal object because one of the three arms that spin on this toy ....literally batted one of my testicles back into my stomach like a MLB player.......momma was laughing and I was crying

Fucking fidget spinner
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Damn I wasn't expecting the rotating nut wacker . Ouch
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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Bob Zmuda said:
Fun fact: I actually took one of these things and threw it so hard on the ground all of the bearings ejected today. I may be buying a new fidget spinner for Christian Murillo. :/
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Back in '65 is when US quarters became the bimetal sandwiches, I knew a kid that could almost consistently split them by slamming them down on concrete. The fucker got so good at it he made a little cottage business: 10 cents he'd split your quarter or 35 cents he'd sell you one of his. I carried one in my pocket up til about 15 yrs ago when I lost it.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Indacouch said:
Infact I do ......so little Inda is a collector of many things.....he collects all kinds of different little things ....he literally has multiple badass nerf guns and RC cars but he would rather collect cheap chinese gum ball machine toys ....which at first I thought was weird, but I'm ok with it now since those toys can't injure my testicles when thrown....so he was on a Pokemon craze for about the last year and he has binders full of those damn things.......well the other day I picked him up from school and he's informed me he is on the market for a fidget spinner ......long story short I look up what the fuck a fidget spinner is ...making sure it's not some new drug or slang for a stripper/hooker high on speed....so him and momma ordered one and it showed up a few days ago ......first thing I notice is it resembles a spinning pair of brass knuckles IMO ....it's metal and actually pretty heavy....so I told him don't spin it by your brother and don't drop it on the new floors......so he takes off running around the house spinning this new contraption EVERYWHERE!!......every 7 minutes or so he comes and shows me another cool trick...spinning it on his head,nose,finger,EVERYWHERE!!

So after a while he asks me to spin it ...so I do,and I'm way better at it than him...he's such a rookie...I totally kicked his ass....I felt like a real badass showing him up....anyways, once he sees how fast dad can get it spinning he starts asking me to spin it and then hand it to him so he could do tricks...so I do 14,971 times .....so I was tucking him in last night and I always play with him for a minute at bed time ....I was laying across his bed watching tv and he was of course playing with the spinner .....he asks me to spin it super fast and hand it to him ....keep in mind this thing will spin for a couple minutes fast as fuck and it's pretty heavy made of metal....so I told him ---ok buddy last time and the it's bed time--....so I spin that motherfucker like I'm trying to kill it ....and hand it to him slow careful not to FUCK UP THE ROTATION........so I pass it to him and go back to watching tv not paying attention to him really .....well he keeps saying dad,dad,dad watch dad before it stops spinning .....rite at the last second I glance over to see what he's doing and at the same exact time ....I got that gut wrenching pain of testicles in my stomach .....yep that's rite,,,,the fidget spinner met my testicles....well what he did was put the fidget spinner on his hand and then using his sock on the hardwood floor... he spun a quick 360 and shit whipped the toy straight into my testicles .....it was by far his worst attack on dad's junk EVER!!!.......even worse than the time he flew an air hog mini RC helicopter into my balls .......it was worse than taking a direct hit with a normal object because one of the three arms that spin on this toy ....literally batted one of my testicles back into my stomach like a MLB player.......momma was laughing and I was crying

Fucking fidget spinner
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If you had that on video you would win $10k on America's Funniest Videos. They LOVE nutsack injuries...
 
srh88

srh88

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Just finished a chimney and got all the scaffolding on my truck.. now I gotta run back home and get my grinder to grind out the old works point.. talked the owner into repointing it. Still amazed I found a match for 60 year old brick. Had to drive an hour each way to get it... I'll add some pics in a bit. Phone is fucking up
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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srh88 said:
Just finished a chimney and got all the scaffolding on my truck.. now I gotta run back home and get my grinder to grind out the old works point.. talked the owner into repointing it. Still amazed I found a match for 60 year old brick. Had to drive an hour each way to get it... I'll add some pics in a bit. Phone is fucking up
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You said---Grind a 60 year old..hehe


Can't wait to see pics.


Of the chimney, not you grinding old people, even though that would be amusing/cool and educational......
 
420God

420God

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Spent a few hours yesterday cleaning up the new county we got. Came home and repainted my trailer and put new LED running lights in the Jetta, was a pain in the ass removing the drivers side and cost me a little skin on my arm. After that I had to fix my daughter's dirtbike because she tipped it over and cracked the gas tank near a mounting tab, a little brazing fixed it right up. Also got to try out my nephew's hoverboard, did surprisingly well on it my first time and I might be considering getting my own offroad one. :smile:
 
srh88

srh88

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Indacouch said:
You said---Grind a 60 year old..hehe


Can't wait to see pics.


Of the chimney, not you grinding old people, even though that would be amusing/cool and educational......
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I only grind on 60 year olds privately.. I'm a gentleman.

You can tell where I started the new build. Unless youre blind. IMG_20170516_074642.jpg IMG-20170503-WA0000.jpeg IMG-20170503-WA0002.jpeg


Here's another one I did a couple weeks ago. Tore it down and rebuilt it in a day.. small chimney
IMG-20170421-WA0012.jpeg neither are anything special
 
Bareback

Bareback

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srh88 said:
I only grind on 60 year olds privately.. I'm a gentleman.

You can tell where I started the new build. Unless youre blind. View attachment 3943428 View attachment 3943429 View attachment 3943430


Here's another one I did a couple weeks ago. Tore it down and rebuilt it in a day.. small chimney
View attachment 3943431 neither are anything special
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Don't sell yourself short I thought they were damn nice looking, and I've been doing construction my whole life, and I I'm very particular. So for me to say good job it's a real compliment. I just don't do it that often.

And your a plumber right , that makes it there times more impressive.
 
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