OK, I'm a plumber now.
Guy came over this morning but couldn't stay. So he said use a 3" sch. 40, cut to length, put the black thing on top only as a spacer and wrap with saran wrap.
Put 4 screws in the pipe (not all the way through).
Use fast setting anchoring cement, over a tiny piece of towel wrapped around pipe, over the 4 screws. Mix soupy, pour in but don't fill.
Wait a few minutes, add some more to the soupy leftover and finish the top smooth. Work fast!
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Remove spacer and saran wrap after laying tile, and put on flange
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He went to the store and picked out all my stuff. I knew he picked some great anchoring cement by the container.
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When you see a guy on a can holding an upside down penis by the balls, you can trust that product 100%
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And if I bump my fucking head one more time on these dangling shower pipes, I'm going to lose it.
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Chippin' the rest of the evening.
Not heroin, 10 coats of UGL dry lock off the wall. Sucks. It's amazing how much that shit weighs in a 1/3 full garbage bag.
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fuck this shit, I'm burning one and taking a break.