I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight..... * If you
grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're 'exotic,
different.' * Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential
American story. * If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic
Muslim. * Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick. *
Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable. * Attend 5 different
small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded. * If you spend 3
years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of
the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000
new voters, spe nd 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as
a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become
chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4
years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people
while
sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and
Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real
leadership experience. * If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on
the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people,
20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're
qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive. * If you
have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful
daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian. * If
you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured
wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian. * If you
teach teach children about sexual predators, you are irresponsible and eroding
the fiber of society. * If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence
only, with no other option in sex education in
your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up
pregnant, you're very responsible. * If your wife is a Harvard graduate
laywer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the
betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family,
your family's values don't represent America's. * If you're
husband is nicknamed 'First Dude', with at least one DWI conviction and
no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was
a member of a group that hates America and advocated the secession of Alaska
from the USA, your family is extremely admirable. OK, much clearer now.