Garden Knowm
The Love Doctor
I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight..... * If you
grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're 'exotic,
different.' * Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential
American story. * If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic
Muslim. * Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick. *
Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable. * Attend 5 different
small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded. * If you spend 3
years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of
the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000
new voters, spe nd 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as
a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become
chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4
years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people
while
sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and
Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real
leadership experience. * If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on
the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people,
20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're
qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive. * If you
have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful
daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian. * If
you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured
wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian. * If you
teach teach children about sexual predators, you are irresponsible and eroding
the fiber of society. * If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence
only, with no other option in sex education in
your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up
pregnant, you're very responsible. * If your wife is a Harvard graduate
laywer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the
betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family,
your family's values don't represent America's. * If you're
husband is nicknamed 'First Dude', with at least one DWI conviction and
no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was
a member of a group that hates America and advocated the secession of Alaska
from the USA, your family is extremely admirable. OK, much clearer now.
grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're 'exotic,
different.' * Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential
American story. * If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic
Muslim. * Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick. *
Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable. * Attend 5 different
small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded. * If you spend 3
years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of
the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000
new voters, spe nd 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as
a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become
chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4
years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people
while
sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and
Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real
leadership experience. * If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on
the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people,
20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're
qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive. * If you
have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful
daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian. * If
you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured
wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian. * If you
teach teach children about sexual predators, you are irresponsible and eroding
the fiber of society. * If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence
only, with no other option in sex education in
your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up
pregnant, you're very responsible. * If your wife is a Harvard graduate
laywer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the
betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family,
your family's values don't represent America's. * If you're
husband is nicknamed 'First Dude', with at least one DWI conviction and
no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was
a member of a group that hates America and advocated the secession of Alaska
from the USA, your family is extremely admirable. OK, much clearer now.
