All your shitty jokes

[whitebb2727]

Wax LOVES his alternative facts. Looks like he's into alt-jokes as well.

Not surprising.

Seems like I saw wax calling out the alternative facts trump likes.

 

[Indacouch]

a man walks into a comedy scout's office to tell him about his show.

"well, it starts off with me shitting in my wife's mouth. then she spits the shit into my daughter's mouth while my son refills her mouth with shit. then the dog shits equally into all of our mouths"

the comedy scout asks him, "what is the name of your show?"

and the man replies, "the sophisticates!"

Shittiest one yet

 

[OOBubblesOO]

Seems like I saw wax calling out the alternative facts trump likes.

Different sort of alt-facts.




Chicken pot pie...

...my three favorite things.

 

[Karah]

Shittiest one yet

It's fitting with my day

 

[Big_Lou]

a man walks into a comedy scout's office to tell him about his show.

"well, it starts off with me shitting in my wife's mouth. then she spits the shit into my daughter's mouth while my son refills her mouth with shit. then the dog shits equally into all of our mouths"

the comedy scout asks him, "what is the name of your show?"

and the man replies, "the sophisticates!"

Enjoy!

 

[Karah]

Can you elaborate?

He likes pie.

 

[Karah]

I suck at telling jokes. You're not the only one who had a less than fabulous day. I could say that, yes, you are a mess and rude. But I'd have to take your word on you being a mess.

I'm sorry you had a bad day and I'm sorry for being rude @pabloesqobar. It's out of character. I need a snickers.

 

[Singlemalt]

For a chuckle Karah:

 

[pabloesqobar]

I'm sorry you had a bad day and I'm sorry for being rude @pabloesqobar. It's out of character. I need a snickers.

No worries. Here's my cat, Snickers. Hope that helps. (Buddy, actually)

 

[whitebb2727]

Nah, I can see him lurking just waiting to cry to the mods.

Have the balls to say it or say nothing. Don't pussy foot around. Fucking hate that shit.

 

[Blue Wizard]

You're not the only one who had a less than fabulous day.

Yep. I had a shitty day today too but it wasn't as shitty as they have been lately. I only wanted to hit myself in the face with a hatchet a little bit.

 

[Jp.the.pope]

He likes pie.

And chicken

And pot

 

[Karah]

No worries. Here's my cat, Snickers. Hope that helps. (Buddy, actually)

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I love him. Wanna see mine?

 

[pabloesqobar]

Yep. I had a shitty day today too but it wasn't as shitty as they have been lately. I only wanted to hit myself in the face with a hatchet a little bit.

Well, damn. We need an entire thread now devoted to shitty days. Sorry Blue Wizard. There's always tomorrow.

 

[pabloesqobar]

I love him. Wanna see mine?

Sure, what the hell. I've always been a cat guy.

 

[Karah]

Sure, what the hell. I've always been a cat guy.

 

[OOBubblesOO]

I grew up on a piglet farm.
No such thing as a shit-free day back there.

You merely adopted the shit...I was born of it...molded by it.
Fuckin come at me bitch!!

 

[Singlemalt]

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Cute cat, just please don't say it's named "Buttons"; leave me with a nice memory

 

[OOBubblesOO]

MC skills
leave ya struck

 

[Karah]

Cute cat, just please don't say it's named "Buttons"; leave me with a nice memory

His name is Charles Barkley lol.