All your shitty jokes

Indacouch

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So what happen with your day to make it such a shitfuck of a day @Karah ......you've always been nice to me ......need me to X anyone off for you ......like 187 eternal nap type shit?
 

whitebb2727

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Here i sit all broken hearted, had to fart but then i sharted.
I always heard it "here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit and that happened was I farted."
Had a real shitastic day. Tell me all your shitty, dry ass jokes.
My favorite joke.


Bear and rabbit in the woods. Bear looks at rabbit "do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

Rabbit replies "no, why?"

Bear picks rabbit up and wipes his ass.
 
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Indacouch

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People. And said people not being held accountable. Persons are just rude.

I'm a mess :wall:
Can't imagine the girl in your avatar having a bad day .........did you fart a loudy in public? ......sometimes when I blow a wet loudy or practice propeller man in the park people act rude/disgusted ....just gotta grab your crotch,scream really loud and flip em off ........k?
 

UncleBuck

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a man walks into a comedy scout's office to tell him about his show.

"well, it starts off with me shitting in my wife's mouth. then she spits the shit into my daughter's mouth while my son refills her mouth with shit. then the dog shits equally into all of our mouths"

the comedy scout asks him, "what is the name of your show?"

and the man replies, "the sophisticates!"
 
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