Tell something truthful

[StonedFarmer]

This thread title leaves interpretation so have fun but what I would like is something truthful about yourself.

Do as you may but atleast add one to my hopes because I did try and not screw up the spelling or grammar too hard.

Ill start

I have done federal time before, that is 2 years+ a day.

I havent been in detention since aug 31st 2015

 

[StonedFarmer]

The first kiss and sexual intwraction I had was summer going into grade 8 with my neighbor a trini girl who always used to hangout wjth me.

I have seen her once in thw last ten years but we do talk.

I saw hef 3 years ago.

Its nice knowing Iwas once human...
Carry on

 

[neosapien]

I banged 2 Colombian hookers years ago in Aruba and it was the time of my life and that's why I keep asking @Hawoodrose to post pictures of his recent Colombian vacation.

Did I do that right?

 

[StonedFarmer]

I banged 2 Colombian hookers years ago in Aruba and it was the time of my life and that's why I keep asking @Hawoodrose to post pictures of his recent Colombian vacation.

Did I do that right?

Im not sure, I will councel thw books

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I let my neighbor give me a handjob once.

She was 3 yrs. older than me, pretty, and said she would be my girlfriend when we got older. I asked her what that meant and...

I was actually somewhat shocked to see that fly out of my penis. I was scared for a few minutes, kind of ruined it for me.

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[StonedFarmer]

Yall meed heroin

#fact
#Im selling flips for 20$

Hit me up

That fyre dope

Call hwr sandy

 

[curious2garden]

Wow so you are just braggin' now!!! I mean who doesn't love Baily Jay he he

I mean lady boiz

 

[StonedFarmer]

Yall aint wvwn ahot that fyre before

People have died on my steez

Why i cut for the average forgery types

They cant handle an sf

I do close to 1.5g of the h i posted

I have odd once aweek for more ghen a ymonth

I am a real h boy

I got that brick off a connected red dragon for 65.

My brick is stamped dirty brothel and

 

[Blue Wizard]

Wow so you are just braggin' now!!! I mean who doesn't love Baily Jay he he

I mean lady boiz

 

[Singlemalt]

I gave a 7 yr old bonsai (Pinus thumbergii) to a hooker at the Mustang Ranch years ago

 

[StonedFarmer]

Lmao

Thia went splendid

 

[iHearAll]

this was funny til you started trying to sell heroin. truth

 

[Aeroknow]

This one time(yesterday) I started drinking early. Didn't eat anything all day. Took a huge dab hit at 4:30pm, and got the spins had to lay down and enjoy the ride. Didn't get back up. Didn't puke either. woke up at 3AM this morning.

 

[iHearAll]

oh, about me, ummm nothing. im solid. never even had a pot

 

[StonedFarmer]

this was funny til you started trying to sell heroin. truth

Im definitely selling heroin in an open thread...

Your a goof, btw that's the low of low in canadian jail terms.

Sorry your not getting any fent laced #4

Bitches want the steez they get the cheez

 

[curious2garden]

I gave a 7 yr old bonsai (Pinus thumbergii) to a hooker at the Mustang Ranch years ago

Ahh you are so sweet

 

[Singlemalt]

Ahh you are so sweet

So was she

 

[StonedFarmer]

I told people i had etizolam and its juat like meth

Hehe word

I do that

 

[Aeroknow]

Im definitely selling heroin in an open thread...

Your a goof, btw that's the low of low in canadian jail terms.

Sorry your not getting any fent laced #4

Bitches want the steez they get the cheez

I seen the biggest ball of black tar i've ever seen, while in jail. Dude shit it out right in between my rack and another's. i seent it.