Unclebaldrick
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Hey @Flaming Pie , the invite said that there would be a pizza party on Thursday. What was "pizza" again? Underage girls? Underwear? I want to know how to pack.
How Israel takes care of its friends, the Palestinians
Cheese = female
Flaming Pie
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Interesting that you think it is funny to pretend to be involved in pedophilia. It's messed up that you think that is funny, whether or not pizzagate is real.
Some things just aren't funny.
Unclebaldrick
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So you make ridiculous suggestions about pedophilia which I mock as nonsense. Therefore I am guilty of supporting pedophilia, nice job Commissar Pie. Nice job. I see a bright future for you.
Unclebaldrick
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Thank you.
What do you think Wednesday's "Bondage and Discipline Orgy" is? I suspect it may be High Tea.
twostrokenut
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Flaming Pie
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I did not say you support pedophilia.
I am saying, you think it is funny to joke about pedophilia and I find that repulsive.
+rep
You ARE repulsive.
Unclebaldrick
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I am not joking about pedophilia and you know it. I am joking about your ridiculous political mindset and worldview. Oh, and the fact that you are disingenuous - this is a good example of that.
Unclebaldrick
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Pie thinks I want her gone. She is wrong. She is hilarious.
+rep
She wants to bait you and then act like she like she doesn't know she's doing it.
You know, until the other day I never really read her..that's changed now.
Unclebaldrick
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She's a one woman lynch mob.+rep
She wants to bait you and then act like she like she doesn't know she's doing it.
You know, until the other day I never really read her..that's changed now.
edit. No, I am not black. I should not use "lynch mob". She is a one woman Inquisition. Women nazis are the worst. And I don't mean Nazis - though this is also true. I mean that the female of the species is deadlier than the male.
Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)
The Female of the Species
WHEN the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride,
He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
When Nag the basking cobra hears the careless foot of man,
He will sometimes wriggle sideways and avoid it if he can.
But his mate makes no such motion where she camps beside the trail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
When the early Jesuit fathers preached to Hurons and Choctaws,
They prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaws.
'Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
Man's timid heart is bursting with the things he must not say,
For the Woman that God gave him isn't his to give away;
But when hunter meets with husbands, each confirms the other's tale—
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
Man, a bear in most relations—worm and savage otherwise,—
Man propounds negotiations, Man accepts the compromise.
Very rarely will he squarely push the logic of a fact
To its ultimate conclusion in unmitigated act.
Fear, or foolishness, impels him, ere he lay the wicked low,
To concede some form of trial even to his fiercest foe.
Mirth obscene diverts his anger—Doubt and Pity oft perplex
Him in dealing with an issue—to the scandal of The Sex!
But the Woman that God gave him, every fibre of her frame
Proves her launched for one sole issue, armed and engined for the same;
And to serve that single issue, lest the generations fail,
The female of the species must be deadlier than the male.
She who faces Death by torture for each life beneath her breast
May not deal in doubt or pity—must not swerve for fact or jest.
These be purely male diversions—not in these her honour dwells—
She the Other Law we live by, is that Law and nothing else.
She can bring no more to living than the powers that make her great
As the Mother of the Infant and the Mistress of the Mate.
And when Babe and Man are lacking and she strides unclaimed to claim
Her right as femme (and baron), her equipment is the same.
She is wedded to convictions—in default of grosser ties;
Her contentions are her children, Heaven help him who denies!—
He will meet no suave discussion, but the instant, white-hot, wild,
Wakened female of the species warring as for spouse and child.
Unprovoked and awful charges—even so the she-bear fights,
Speech that drips, corrodes, and poisons—even so the cobra bites,
Scientific vivisection of one nerve till it is raw
And the victim writhes in anguish—like the Jesuit with the squaw!
So it comes that Man, the coward, when he gathers to confer
With his fellow-braves in council, dare not leave a place for her
Where, at war with Life and Conscience, he uplifts his erring hands
To some God of Abstract Justice—which no woman understands.
And Man knows it! Knows, moreover, that the Woman that God gave him
Must command but may not govern—shall enthral but not enslave him.
And She knows, because She warns him, and Her instincts never fail,
That the Female of Her Species is more deadly than the Male.
Justin-case
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Chunky Stool
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The same reason he does everything -- money.
Trump would do business with satan if he thought it was profitable.
twostrokenut
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you two should definitely take the canoe out to the middle of the water............and bond.
Flaming Pie
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How did I bait him to joke about pedophilia?+rep
She wants to bait you and then act like she like she doesn't know she's doing it.
You know, until the other day I never really read her..that's changed now.
Otay, cray-cray!
Justin-case
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Yep, We're not a bunch of cheap asses that refuse to fund public programs and modern infrastucture. Broke and in debt are two different things.
MrRoboto
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Got back nothing in return you say? Then what a group of kind hearted individuals. Ranks up there with Bill and Melinda Gates. Go Qatar and Saudi Arabia!