What did you accomplish today?

[srh88]

@srh88

i fixed a leaky bath tub. watch your back. i am cumming for you.

drain or leaking through the diverter? and its on sir, i need to know where you live so i can move my business there. may the best contractor win
weirdly enough, after i built that chimney to help out a mason dude, ive been getting a lot of masonry jobs. probably doing about as much masonry as plumbing now lol. if the guy i helped out finds out im taking his customers, he might get a little butt hurt

 

[srh88]

fify

i thought he was going to wash my back in the tub he fixed.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

 

[Singlemalt]

i thought he was going to wash my back in the tub he fixed.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Sometimes Buck is a selfish lover; betcha he said he had candy too

 

[UncleBuck]

drain or leaking through the diverter? and its on sir, i need to know where you live so i can move my business there. may the best contractor win
weirdly enough, after i built that chimney to help out a mason dude, ive been getting a lot of masonry jobs. probably doing about as much masonry as plumbing now lol. if the guy i helped out finds out im taking his customers, he might get a little butt hurt

it was a fucked to hell gasket on the back of the knob thingy.

i don't know what your stupid plumbing words mean.

 

[srh88]

it was a fucked to hell gasket on the back of the knob thingy.

i don't know what your stupid plumbing words mean.

thats the diverter lol.. diverts the water from hot and cold

 

[srh88]

Sometimes Buck is a selfish lover; betcha he said he had candy too

 

[UncleBuck]

thats the diverter lol.. diverts the water from hot and cold

here in america we call it a gasket thing.

 

[srh88]

here in america we call it a gasket thing.

you might be cumming for me.. but youre not cumming fast enough lol.
never trust that weird rubber gasket thingy alone, they are junk... caulk it too

 

[neosapien]

if you ask nicely ill show you my tits too

So uh, roses are red, violets are blue, can I see your tits, is that nice enough for you?

 

[John Kitchen]

looking at the pics, the first thing i expected to see were kangaroos, hows that for a stereotypical Yank?

Don't worry, when I first came to Australia 8 years ago I didnt even know that it snows in australia.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Yup.

But I'm originall a Tennessee boy... roundaboutly anyway.

 

[BarnBuster]

if you ask nicely ill show you my tits too

So uh, roses are red, violets are blue, can I see your tits, is that nice enough for you?

uh, John, i don't know how things are down under but around here, those monkey's are sneaky titty twisters, just sayin'

 

[John Kitchen]

So uh, roses are red, violets are blue, can I see your tits, is that nice enough for you?

Well shit, I didn't actually 'spect you to ask. :-/

 

[John Kitchen]

uh, John, i don't know how things are down under but around here, those monkey's are sneaky titty twisters, just sayin'


Haha, hell yeah. From where are you?

 

[neosapien]

Well shit, I didn't actually 'spect you to ask. :-/

Hi, I'm Neo. I'm not shy.

 

[whitebb2727]

Been playing with my cock again today. Got a new one. A black cock. already two foot high and hasn't even grown spurs yet. Had to choke my other one. He got too mean.

 

[Singlemalt]

Been playing with my cock again today. Got a new one. A black cock. already two foot high and hasn't even grown spurs yet. Had to choke my other one. He got too mean.

Soups on!

 

[whitebb2727]

Soups on!

I like to eat cock.

 

[Singlemalt]

LOL

 

[Blue Wizard]

Well I didn't kill anyone today. Mostly because that crew didn't oblige me by showing up like they were supposed to. It's bad enough they do a shitty half assed job that I have to go back and fix every time they come but they stole some of my tools. I wanted blood when I found out but they were long gone by then.

Money well spent too. The head office won't approve anymore repairs because they blew their budgets on these ass hats and they didn't even finish a single apartment, let alone the 3 they promised to have done by last week.

Oh, and they ruined the carpet in one by getting paint all over it, and spread tile glue in another apartment in 3 rooms and a hallway and left it. It's not even tacky anymore and they didn't spread most of it, so there are spots where it's nearly an inch tall and they got big globs of it all over the walls they just painted. They also fixed a hole in an upstairs bathroom floor where the wood had rotted out with cement. You can't make this shit up.

They did a bunch of other stuff too but I didn't want to write you guys a novel.

 

[tyler.durden]

Been playing with my cock again today. Got a new one. A black cock. already two foot high and hasn't even grown spurs yet. Had to choke my other one. He got too mean.

I had to choke my cock just today. He woke up mean and ready for a fight. I had to punch him almost 100 times before he backed down. Tough little fucker...