No its actually more like
" Dear Americans,
since I now strongly believe politics are corrupt obviously because I was NOT elected even though it was OBVIOUS I would bring America to a new golden age... I henceforth foresee this frivolous future of ours: Obama will not be president because of his mole. Mccain, that son of a bitch and his cougar of a VP will make a whole mess of crap in the white house. A very sensual sex tape of Palin and Keanu Reeves will come out ( I presume Mccain's penis shrivled away over the past 127,344 years) And during these perilous 4 years I will be relaxing and recuperating my thoughts in 5 main locations.
First I will start with Holland. Me and my friends will need to let some steam out in the red light district and smoke some fine herb to forget the past few years.
Second I will travel to Jamaica and continue my quest of searching for the finest herb on earth. To accompany me will be that man who played ALI G, he must know lots about jamaica.
Third after I locate the holy grail of Cannabis I will travel to Hollywood and give birth to a MEGA platform party of celebrity endorsements with the help of the golden weed.
Fourth, after I gain mega stardom alongside my new beloved friends/mega celebs, a thousand celebrity march with the help of the weed and my beautifully thought out plans will come to fruition.
Fifth, and finally we will gain support of every single person who gives a damn about celebrities, music, pop culture, and all the other stuff like Paris Hilton Vah jay jay AND MARCH TO WASHINGTON.
In conclusion: Since there will be about 90% of America on the white houses footsteps( the other 10% includes deafs, blind people, the Amish, jesus freaks, corrupt politicians, and any other assholes who don't care about america) we will FORCE THE IDIOCRACY OUT OF WASHINGTON AND CREATE A NEW REPUBLIC!
THE NEWELY FORMED REPUBLIC OF AMERICA BASED ON THE GENIUS OF RON PAUL AND HIS GOLDEN MARIJUANA.
Peace will reign in our galaxy my friends
Ron Paul for emporer of the galaxy