Finding a girlfriend who's 420 friendly

qwizoking

qwizoking

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ttystikk said:
If all else fails, move to Colorado, Washington, Oregon, DC, Alaska...
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you notice colo weed is really dry and under cured?

like break down a nug and collectthe puddle of kief dry? and put that shitvin a grinder you yield dust?
ive been to a dispensary in denver. Trinidad and idk some city onthe west entrance alltje same. is this for testing purposes or...?
ive been to a shop in prosser (sp?) Washington that was bangin cant lie
 
ttystikk

ttystikk

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qwizoking said:
you notice colo weed is really dry and under cured?

like break down a nug and collectthe puddle of kief dry? and put that shitvin a grinder you yield dust?
ive been to a dispensary in denver. Trinidad and idk some city onthe west entrance alltje same. is this for testing purposes or...?
ive been to a shop in prosser (sp?) Washington that was bangin cant lie
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Yeah, there's no shortage of cash croppers and flash driers here, it's a function of demand. Did you notice that yours were hardly the only out of state plates in the parking lot?

Besides, the fault is yours- you're on this very forum and you failed to use it effectively to connect with those of us in Colorado who could very easily have helped you find top quality cannabis here!

I'll spell it out for you; the best the state has to sell doesn't go out through the dispensary doorway, it's worth more than that!
 
Odin*

Odin*

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Don't lay all of your cards on the table during the first date, or even second, third, ...

It isn't "lying", per se, but you don't need to be candidly honest. I wouldn't go bragging about how many girls you've banged, trips to the abortion clinic, the drawer full of "Plan B", and how ridiculously lucky you've been to avoid STD's on the first, second, third outting either.

Once a girl gets to know you, love you, she doesn't give a shit what you do. It's even better when you don't give a shit whether or not she gives a shit, because you've got a bunch of other chicks. You'll end up banging so many more girls that way. The more, the merrier. The only time you want one chick in the stable is when it's "The One", but if you haven't had a bunch of girls, your judgement will fail you. It's like beer n' weed. Sure the first was awesome, "this is the best shit ever". Same as the first pussy, fucking magical, but imagine if that was all you had. Lame. Get your fucking game face on and wreak some havoc. Don't even think about "girlfriend", or "fiancé", fucking marriage, until you have had so much "bang" that you lose track. It is only then, after having so many flavors, that you can trust yourself when heart, mind, and dick tell you that you "can't live without this one".

You think I'm kidding? Dude, I was "Mr. Plow", no, I was "Plow King". Been with my wife nearly 20 now. Happy in marriage, due, in part, to all of the girls that came before. Without the experience, I would most certainly have gone out exploring by now. No need, been there, fucked that.

Seriously, fuck what you're going through, bro! Get out there and become a man. (I genuinely mean that, probably in a much less abrasive tone than you're imagining) :bigjoint:
 
iHearAll

iHearAll

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have sex, light it up. or start making out then do what was so wisely suggested with cunnilingus, then light it up, then pass it to her because fuck she'll have an open mind by that point. then get your dildo that you keep under your pillow and put it in her ass while you slam her doing a handstand i mean damn whats so hard about not sounding like a devoted pot head. where you going to give her a ring with a bit of shatter on it? or do you want a ring with a bit of shatter on it? its just a cup of coffee in reality (the pot). you wouldnt tell a girll you're an alcoholic before you fisted her because you wouldnt get to fist her. you gotta use it as a tool buddy. dont display your treasures to lour her in its part of the mystery of dating. like finding out shes cheating on you. why were you getting all this nice time to yourself? well she was getting dicked by a fireman so really she wasnt getting any time to HER self... where the fuck am i going with this anyway?
 
Odin*

Odin*

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@iHearAll I believe that you're saying "don't be the guy that gets cheated on, be the man they cheat WITH".

It was sad. There were times I picked them up from their boyfriends house. I'm a pretty big guy, not once did any of them say "no fucking way am I letting you leave with him". They looked like a kid who just had his candy stolen. I didn't have a conscience then (in regards to who got banged/smashed). It's the only way to play, though. The more you act like a "vagina", the more the ladies will treat you like you have one.
 
23Jumpman23

23Jumpman23

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Odin* said:
@iHearAll I believe that you're saying "don't be the guy that gets cheated on, be the man they cheat WITH".

It was sad. There were times I picked them up from their boyfriends house. I'm a pretty big guy, not once did any of them say "no fucking way am I letting you leave with him". They looked like a kid who just had his candy stolen. I didn't have a conscience then (in regards to who got banged/smashed). It's the only way to play, though. The more you act like a "vagina", the more the ladies will treat you like you have one.
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What this guy said... let your nuts hang and swing that shizzz
 
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KryptoBud

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Odin* said:
@iHearAll I believe that you're saying "don't be the guy that gets cheated on, be the man they cheat WITH".

It was sad. There were times I picked them up from their boyfriends house. I'm a pretty big guy, not once did any of them say "no fucking way am I letting you leave with him". They looked like a kid who just had his candy stolen. I didn't have a conscience then (in regards to who got banged/smashed). It's the only way to play, though. The more you act like a "vagina", the more the ladies will treat you like you have one.
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Maybe they were laughing at you kissing her with semen on her breath thankful they didn't have to give her a ride home. What's sad is bragging about fuckin whores like it's a big accomplishment. That's their job it's what they do.
 
Odin*

Odin*

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KryptoBud said:
Maybe they were laughing at you kissing her with semen on her breath thankful they didn't have to give her a ride home. What's sad is bragging about fuckin whores like it's a big accomplishment. That's their job it's what they do.
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If you believe that's "bragging", then you missed the boat. "Whores", not worth a notch on the headboard. Touched a nerve, did I? Maybe I picked up your gf? Butt hurt much?

On a serious note, it sounds like some faggot fireman (some are cool, but most are butt munchers, not trying to offend anyone here) has you pissed off. I wasn't belittling your possition. If anything, you should appreciate it for what it is. She was a cheat, the two of you weren't meant to be. Imagine if you'd gotten her pregnant, gotten married, had a couple more kids, and THEN she runs off with a "Firmeman" (or some other douche). Well, if you consider what may have been, you're better off without her. If I'm rambling on about a hypothetical/theoretical situation and you're just peev'd over God know's what...

Anyhow, banging "whores". Not much there, get off, that's about it. I was more into the "conquest" of wife material. However, the smallest thing would bother me, and they were canon fodder. Can't explain it all, too much to lay down.

We cool, or are you going to try and bitch at someone you don't know for unknown reasons? Peace, or piece of...
 
Odin*

Odin*

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@ttystikk Yes, they are (women-people). As I said, way too much info to put in a single post, or a multitude of novels, for that matter. It's all a learning experience, for both parties. It isn't often that, in any exchange, the cost/benefit is perfectly equal between both parties. That considered, it's better to maintain the "high ground", insurance that you will more than likely retain your standing.

Respect, dignity, those attributes (as well as returning them) will land you more tail. Now, just because you respect her, and regard her in a dignified manner, does not mean that you need to marry her, or vice versa. You can, however, learn a great deal from such interactions. Same goes for "her". If anything, you're doing her a disservice by sticking around once you've determined that she's not "the one". Would you want a woman to stay with you because she's afraid that you would feel disrespected by her discussing your "faults" before leaving, or just sticking around so as not to "hurt your feelings"? Would you be more comfortable with a woman that held in her true feelings? Feelings of loathing, resentment, disgust, discomfort, or something as simple as uncertainty? Now, if she's willing to keep coming back for more, without the promise of a "future", then that is in her.

I don't need to be trained in the ways of "the force". I had a fuck ton of tail, and monogamous for almost 20 years. Amazing relationship with my beautiful wife, but I know that is because I "sowed my wild oats" adequately before settling down. Had I not, there is no chance in hell I could have remained faithful. All of the girls that came before, they're better off as well.
 
Dr. Who

Dr. Who

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qwizoking said:
this threads reeks of pussy bitch boy nonsense

peace and love :bigjoint:
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Hmm, how about we set up a new web dating service for these unfortunates! All we will do is make money eh?

Call it "Dank Farmers Only.com" Give passes to ladies that grow, smoke and fast lane the tattoo and pierced to possible "pose with my webmasters ladies" section, that supplies the best, "less dressed" girls pared with the fullest, dankest plants we grow........man we might even spin off a softcore porn genre site - dedicated to glam girls posed with plants! :hump::hump::hump: :fire:

.......................................................................................................................................yah know, I started this as a joke,,,,,Now I'm actually thinking about the dating site thing!! Hmm, maybe drop the "farmers" and make it "growers"......:confused::confused:
 
ttystikk

ttystikk

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Dr. Who said:
Hmm, how about we set up a new web dating service for these unfortunates! All we will do is make money eh?

Call it "Dank Farmers Only.com" Give passes to ladies that grow, smoke and fast lane the tattoo and pierced to possible "pose with my webmasters ladies" section, that supplies the best, "less dressed" girls pared with the fullest, dankest plants we grow........man we might even spin off a softcore porn genre site - dedicated to glam girls posed with plants! :hump::hump::hump: :fire:

.......................................................................................................................................yah know, I started this as a joke,,,,,Now I'm actually thinking about the dating site thing!! Hmm, maybe drop the "farmers" and make it "growers"......:confused::confused:
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420singles.com
 
putembk

putembk

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@ttystikk.....hey bro how are you. New here but I will survive. I was gonna suggest farmersonly.com as well. I have been married 42 years so am a little out of practice.
 
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