What did you accomplish today?

[whitebb2727]

I've been doing pecker exercises for about two years now. Something like that. I don't remember how long. The ole lady finally told me to quit that my junk has grown enough.

 

[qwizoking]

peanut butter party huh?....

no wonder vagisil got so popular

 

[primabudda]

i ac lol

i acomplished ahhhh !!! spelling acomplished with out google !!!

 

[Blue Wizard]

I used a VPN to make shitty posts on a forum where everyone hates me and I've been banned like 50 times.

Seems legit.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

i ac lol

i acomplished ahhhh !!! spelling acomplished with out google !!!

Why not try Blue Wizard's new avi on for size?

 

[qwizoking]

so im at work mindin my own business...
headphones in rolling a blunt in the bathroom, i open the stall to see security talking to a few guys. it smells like marijuana in here. im like woop better flush the rillo guts. im walking out, some asshat is like well just drug test everybody here.


anyway point of the story, security was like we got a report of marijuana use in the restroom. it seems someone was smoking in here but iy doesnt smell fresh

im offended, i just broke up some dank and he thinks ut smells like stale smoke.. ugh
fuck you man, shit was dank


i also saw a beaver or badger or some shit today

 

[abe supercro]

WTF - thought you owned that place and it was a subsidiary of your cattle ranch/trucking company/pharma enterprise. How dare they! Just fire those security guards but spare their lives.

 

[abe supercro]

i saw a beaver ...today

Pics?

 

[qwizoking]

lol..
officially i work for pharma, but they all know im the boss









no, im a failure. . .
it looked like a super rat, it was swimming along, dove under water a bit. and then it was gone

 

[abe supercro]

lol..
officially i work for pharma, but they all know im the boss
no, im a failure. . .
it looked like a super rat, it was swimming along, dove under water a bit. and then it was gone

You do ok. Just keep reminding them you're 'king'.

 

[Singlemalt]

lol..
officially i work for pharma, but they all know im the boss









no, im a failure. . .
it looked like a super rat, it was swimming along, dove under water a bit. and then it was gone

one of these 2?

 

[qwizoking]

they need no reminder. my intellectual prowess, knowledge and understanding of drug design.


oh actually that reminds me, idk if i shared this. this dude at workm suoer jelly...really wants ma dick told my boss and someone in safety or some shit idk some acronym anyway
he was like qwizo definitely do i n drugs and drinking at work and took a pic of some shit in my desk. so guy calls me. hey qwizo, we uh got a report youve been drinking and doin drugs blah blah such and such. anyway so they let me know, but that the picture was blurry hint hint. and they are going to lunch..i get someone to clean my desk, they ge back from an extended lunch. call yhe worker back like ay pic was blurry we couldn't really see. he says oh well its not hear anymore.

sounds like he has something against ol qwizo , so he's transferred. then because i couldn't technically doit. after transfer and my rec he fired


hehehehehehe
suck it

 

[abe supercro]

the king showed that mthrfkr.

 

[Singlemalt]

they need no reminder. my intellectual prowess, knowledge and understanding of drug design.


oh actually that reminds me, idk if i shared this. this dude at workm suoer jelly...really wants ma dick told my boss and someone in safety or some shit idk some acronym anyway
he was like qwizo definitely do i n drugs and drinking at work and took a pic of some shit in my desk. so guy calls me. hey qwizo, we uh got a report youve been drinking and doin drugs blah blah such and such. anyway so they let me know, but that the picture was blurry hint hint. and they are going to lunch..i get someone to clean my desk, they ge back from an extended lunch. call yhe worker back like ay pic was blurry we couldn't really see. he says oh well its not hear anymore.

sounds like he has something against ol qwizo , so he's transferred. then because i couldn't technically doit. after transfer and my rec he fired


hehehehehehe
suck it

 

[qwizoking]

*sighs

as i said the day i got divorced, how am i a king without my queen

 

[qwizoking]

they need no reminder. my intellectual prowess, knowledge and understanding of drug design.


oh actually that reminds me, idk if i shared this. this dude at workm suoer jelly...really wants ma dick told my boss and someone in safety or some shit idk some acronym anyway
he was like qwizo definitely do i n drugs and drinking at work and took a pic of some shit in my desk. so guy calls me. hey qwizo, we uh got a report youve been drinking and doin drugs blah blah such and such. anyway so they let me know, but that the picture was blurry hint hint. and they are going to lunch..i get someone to clean my desk, they ge back from an extended lunch. call yhe worker back like ay pic was blurry we couldn't really see. he says oh well its not hear anymore.

sounds like he has something against ol qwizo , so he's transferred. then because i couldn't technically doit. after transfer and my rec he fired


hehehehehehe
suck it

that was a pretty awesome moment, i was out of town as i have been lately. i imagine his face as the shit aint there and then them knowingly make him look retarded







im pretty proud of it actually

 

[Aeroknow]

No thanks to my looser younger brother electrician who is too fucked up on drugs to help his older brother out when he's in need, even though I'm always there to help the fucker out

I installed a new riser and weather head and new service feed wires. Ready for county inspection on monday. Unfortunately i have to wait until at least Wednesday for the power company to do their thing so i can get power again.
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Bought a new honda 3000 generator. The thing is hella quite. Waaaay quiter than two honda 2000's with the same load plus, a much bigger tank.

Put a little 8k btu window ac in my master bedroom. I'm gonna sleep soooooooo good tonight finally

It's looking like i'll be turned back on tomorrow.
This is what i'm already feeling like though

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

one of these 2?

1) Wombat
2) Capybara
3) Kevin Bacon

What did I win?

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Catching up from yesterday when pic uploads were broke...
Put up matching little shelves on both faux beams in game room (after poking through one with a brad nail that didn't shoot in straight).


to cover up this...


Put up new shades in game room...run off a push button, neat!
At $60 each...they should go up on voice command.


Made matching shelf for other side of kitchen sink...per special request

matches other side I pictured here in April...


put together umbrella table support stand underneath table...my crew is down to me and one other guy now that our college guy returned to school, and my guy had to leave early for Dr's. appt. (my 2 man crew is 126 yrs. old between us, Lol.)...So I had to ackwardly lift table over stand by myself then evelavate it on 2 upside down Lowe's bucket to tighten the hardware...looks nice though.



Looking forward to building the new bar in game room soon...have to get floor in first though, and everybody tells me we have to skim coat that old black cutback adhesive to guarantee adherence...work-work-work.

 

[Hookabelly]

I'm not sure. Is that where you spread pb on your junk and let the dog lick it off.

That's what I thought. It was "the" joke in jr. hi

No...girls used to say that when we were like 15 referring to spreading their legs...as in 'treat me right and we'll have a peanutbutter party.'


You'd have to be pretty fucked up to do the dog thing.

Sorry Tange, I'm still not getting it: "treat me right and we'll -what???" You mean the girls use the PB??? wtf for? I mean why necessary? (ok so I'm baked and pontificating)