What did you accomplish today?

[tyler.durden]

I woke up around 1:30pm and sold 2 ounces to this suburban guy for $900. I almost felt bad about it, but somehow managed to sidestep that landmine. Weather was amazing, so I went on a long bike ride to the zoo, took off my shirt and lied down to get some sun. Next thing I knew, someone shot me with a tranq dart and threw me in the ape cage. I was like, WTF? The gorillas were a bit menacing at first. Luckily, I had some weed on me and smoked them all up. They were pretty chill after that. I climbed out, got on my bike, picked up a burrito and went home to shower. I smelled like an ape, but not sure they had anything to do with that. Practiced music for few hours, now it's time to trim up the last of this harvest. Pretty good day...

 

[curious2garden]

tell us all about the false flag aid workers infecting africans with ebola.

then tell us about how the earth is flat.

I wont say where but after the military I was an industrial maint tech. 440 triple phase. Plc, ladder logic. I have done some scary stuff. Osha kind of goes out the window if shutting down the line for too long will ruin thousands in product.

I almost forgot, have you seen the guys who ride the birds and wear this crazy ass suits, amazing kids

 

[whitebb2727]

I almost forgot, have you seen the guys who ride the birds and wear this crazy ass suits, amazing kids

I haven't.

 

[curious2garden]

I haven't.

 

[whitebb2727]

Oh. Yes I've seen those. They had those delta birds at the base I was raised on.

 

[curious2garden]

Oh. Yes I've seen those. They had those delta birds at the base I was raised on.

Yah in my next life I'm flyin' those birds LOL ha ha

 

[curious2garden]

Maybe one of these days.

I'll teach you how to surf .........

 

[eye exaggerate]

Outside of the normal chaotic work stuff, I gave blood today.

And yesterday, and the day before, and so on till we're back to last winter again.

 

[curious2garden]

Outside of the normal chaotic work stuff, I gave blood today.

And yesterday, and the day before, and so on till we're back to last winter again.

I'm pro pie but con mosquito

 

[eye exaggerate]

I'm pro pie but con mosquito

I remember back in the old days when I lived at the beach in the summer, most of the pie came with a side of mosquito bites to the derrière

 

[Bob Zmuda]

I like hair pie.

 

[Singlemalt]

I like hair pie.

 

[whitebb2727]

I like hair pie.

Spread leg pie.

 

[Hookabelly]

Outside of the normal chaotic work stuff, I gave blood today.

And yesterday, and the day before, and so on till we're back to last winter again.

don't get your meme....Everyone knows you need vodka to make a pie

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Spread leg pie.

Peanut butter party?

That's an old one from high school days.

 

[Illinois Enema Bandit]

I randomly go around sticking my dick in the sockets sooooooo.... Idk

sounds hot

 

[whitebb2727]

Peanut butter party?

That's an old one from high school days.

I'm not sure. Is that where you spread pb on your junk and let the dog lick it off.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I'm not sure. Is that where you spread pb on your junk and let the dog lick it off.

No...girls used to say that when we were like 15 referring to spreading their legs...as in 'treat me right and we'll have a peanutbutter party.'


You'd have to be pretty fucked up to do the dog thing.

 

[whitebb2727]

No...girls used to say that when we were like 15 referring to spreading their legs...as in 'treat me right and we'll have a peanutbutter party.'


You'd have to be pretty fucked up to do the dog thing.

I've never done the dog thing. Just that morbid humor showing up.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

No...girls used to say that when we were like 15 referring to spreading their legs...as in 'treat me right and we'll have a peanutbutter party.'

Never heard it called that either, I'll have to try that on the Mrs.