Depraved Sex Acts Dictionary (Abriged)

[Olive Drab Green]

Rape and murder's a pretty classic taboo/a faux pas.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

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Lion King
While having sex, pull out just prior to climax and bust into your own hand. Then, have your lady face you and use your thumb to smear some sperm on her forehead, declaring her "Simba."

I have done this. We both laughed. And then she slapped me.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Gorilla mask. This method works best for breaking up with a cheating girl friend. Shave your pubes and possible a friends. Store in a bag next to the bed. Fuck the shit out of her bust on her face. Smear it, then quickly throw the pubes on her face then take pictures as quickly as possible. Then yell gorilla mask on your way out. Then procede to upload the pics to facebook

Are you even still alive?

 

[.Pinworm.]

Just try and read a whole page without smiling.

 

[BarnBuster]

Just try and read a whole page without smiling.

almost a requirement to reread the entire thread to prevent duplication

 

[.Pinworm.]

Are you even still alive?

 

[.Pinworm.]

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Whats funny is he actually made a Princess Odanksta1 account, but lost the password to that one while trying to juggle all his bullshit.

 

[Indacouch]

blumpkin or san diego thank you
getting a Blowjob while on the toilet.

Thought this was a hot Carl

 

[MjAeJdIiK]

The switch-a-roo: while you are banging a chick from behind in the total dark, she tells you to hold up a sec she wants to turn.around and blow you a little, she turns around and starts sucking on.your wiener, then all of a sudden the lights turn on and it's really her gay brother blowing you!! Its awesome! !!

 

[BarnBuster]

Thought this was a hot Carl

"A Hot Carl is the act of defacating on someones face. A Warm Carl is defacating on their face whilst covered by plastic wrap. A Cold Carl is defacating on a glass table while someone lies below".

 

[Indacouch]

"A Hot Carl is the act of defacating on someones face. A Warm Carl is defacating on their face whilst covered by plastic wrap. A Cold Carl is defacating on a glass table while someone lies below".

Thanks for clearing that up ........blumpkins it is ...but I will have to let my tattoo artist friend know he's been telling us he's been taking a shit on his wife's face this whole time ......ahhhh the valuable things we learn on Riu .....thanks buster this will be fun