Depraved Sex Acts Dictionary (Abriged)

[Pinworm]

Post 'em up. I'll do a couple first.

Felching - When a man fucks another man in the ass, blows his load in the butthole, and then sucks it back out.

Chili Dog - When a guy shits on a girls tits, and then titty fucks her...


.....now you go.

 

[chuck estevez]

blumpkin or san diego thank you
getting a Blowjob while on the toilet.

 

[chuck estevez]

Post 'em up. I'll do a couple first.

Felching - When a man fucks another man in the ass, blows his load in the butthole, and then sucks it back out.

Chili Dog - When a guy shits on a girls tits, and then titty fucks her...


.....now you go.

would you rather be felched or do the felching? Eminem

 

[Pinworm]

would you rather be felched or do the felching? Eminem

Just asking the tough questions. Lol.

 

[chuck estevez]

Hot Karl
Hot Karl is sexual slang referring to one of several purported acts involving feces. It variously means an act of defecating on one's sexual partner, defecating on someone who is asleep, or hitting someone with a sock full of human excrement.

 

[chuck estevez]

Tennessee log jammer
A sex act involving 3 guys, 1 woman and a ladder.

 

[Pinworm]

ANAL BOOT - You take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with his cock and then the mixture is poured through the crack of a man ass into the waiting mouth of the loser of a bet or drinking game.

ANGRY DRAGON - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

ARABIAN GOGGLES - A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the "ride", thus resting the balls in the gogglee's eye sockets.

 

[Pinworm]

DAVEY CROCKETT - A sexual maneuver in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in; thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.

 

[BDBandit]

What the fuck. LOL.

 

[chuck estevez]

salad tossing =eating some butthole

rusty trombone =handjob while getting Butt licked

cleveland steamer=Straddling somebody, taking a dump, and then rocking back and forth, to smooth it out like peanut butter apparently.

 

[Pinworm]

THE GUMMY BEAR - Easily performed on a sleeping grandmother. While the old bag is in a pharmaceutical haze with her teeth in a glass, straddle her wrinkled mug and jam your naughty boy down her throat (through her gums) blowing your jack down her withered esophagus. If she wakes up, just tell her she forgot to take her pills and you were helping her. A fun variation on this is to turn around just as she wakes up, put her dentures in your ass and start screaming at her like a wild talking asshole (which, of course, you are).

 

[chuck estevez]

the ever popular dirty sanchez=Having sex with a woman, only to jam your finger in her ass mid-coitus. The purpose of this anal invasion is not to stimulate an additional erogenous zone, as you might expect. Rather, it is to cover your finger in all-natural paint that might be smeared on your partner's upper-lip.

 

[chuck estevez]

Hot plate=So, you take Saran wrap right. You put it on someone's face, presumably making sure the person can still breathe, and then take a crap on them.

strawberry shortcake=A male ejaculating on someone's face only to punch them in the nose moments later. The mix of blood and semen on the face, apparently, resembles a strawberry shortcake pastry, or possibly the character.

 

[Pinworm]

SHOP-VAC - The act of making your parnter inhale your hog from behind while you're "pulling the D/V". (also know as FRUIT BASKET, or SILENCE OF THE LAMBS)

 

[BobBitchen]

"DAVEY CROCKETT"

lol..

 

[chuck estevez]

The Kentucky Klondike Bar: "The act offreezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement."

The Panamanian Petting Zoo: "When one force one's partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal. " (Can be combined with the Kentucky Klondike Bar.)

 

[Pinworm]

The Kentucky Klondike Bar: "The act offreezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement."

A play on "THE FUDGESICLE". Excellent post.

 

[chuck estevez]

The Alabama Hot Pocket: 1."the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)"

The Flying Camel: "As your gal is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move."

 

[chuck estevez]

cold lunch =when a man pisses and freezes his piss into the shape of of dick. he then has the woman suck both his dick and the frozen piss popsicle at the same time until she eventually winds up with a mouth full of piss slush and cum.

 

[ChingOwn]

The Strawberry shortcake- bust your nut in her face then punch her in the nose mix up the blood and the brotien thusly making a strawberry shortcake
Rodeo-works with either sex do them from behind and whisper in their ear that their brother/sister/roomate etc.. was better and see if you can stay in for 8 secs