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My bf rolled in blind drunk at 3 am so I made a video.

It starts out by me asking why he's holding my new clothes minus the bag? He'd puked in it, on the bus. Silly me to question that.

So as he rolled around the bathroom floor telling me all about his puking and having to come off the bus, just to fall asleep at the bus stop for a bit. I couldn't help think of all the fun Id be having today with the video.

No amount of words can explain the restraint I've had to find within myself to refrain from posting it on Facebook.

Instead I've sent it to a few friends and threatened to email it to his mum, a renowned T total.

What did I achieve? Well, it'll be hanging over him for a while.
 
lahadaextranjera said:
My bf rolled in blind drunk at 3 am so I made a video.

It starts out by me asking why he's holding my new clothes minus the bag? He'd puked in it, on the bus. Silly me to question that.

So as he rolled around the bathroom floor telling me all about his puking and having to come off the bus, just to fall asleep at the bus stop for a bit. I couldn't help think of all the fun Id be having today with the video.

No amount of words can explain the restraint I've had to find within myself to refrain from posting it on Facebook.

Instead I've sent it to a few friends and threatened to email it to his mum, a renowned T total.

What did I achieve? Well, it'll be hanging over him for a while.
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Sounds like he may have messed up. But if making videos of your significant other behaving irrationally, and saving them for later use is the new norm, well . . . shoot. Not sure what to say. I've had relationships go south on me, but never once took a video to hold over her head for future mortification.
 
pabloesqobar said:
Sounds like he may have messed up. But if making videos of your significant other behaving irrationally, and saving them for later use is the new norm, well . . . shoot. Not sure what to say. I've had relationships go south on me, but never once took a video to hold over her head for future mortification.
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Well, I have audio recorded the ole lady when she gets irrational.
 
pabloesqobar said:
Sounds like he may have messed up. But if making videos of your significant other behaving irrationally, and saving them for later use is the new norm, well . . . shoot. Not sure what to say. I've had relationships go south on me, but never once took a video to hold over her head for future mortification.
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Absolutely! I've been given some Sri Lankan love pills called Silagra and for some reason he's refusing to take them with me. Even when I threaten to take them with someone else he won't succumb.

So don't worry there won't be a video of the next episode, however I'm hoping the last one will cement the next one! ;)
 
lahadaextranjera said:
Absolutely! I've been given some Sri Lankan love pills called Silagra and for some reason he's refusing to take them with me. Even when I threaten to take them with someone else he won't succumb.

So don't worry there won't be a video of the next episode, however I'm hoping the last one will cement the next one! ;)
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Hah, no worries. I may have already incurred his wrath by that post. Last I checked, he is a rather large gentleman that could snap me like a twig. I know your intent is pure.
 
lahadaextranjera said:
My bf rolled in blind drunk at 3 am so I made a video.

It starts out by me asking why he's holding my new clothes minus the bag? He'd puked in it, on the bus. Silly me to question that.

So as he rolled around the bathroom floor telling me all about his puking and having to come off the bus, just to fall asleep at the bus stop for a bit. I couldn't help think of all the fun Id be having today with the video.

No amount of words can explain the restraint I've had to find within myself to refrain from posting it on Facebook.

Instead I've sent it to a few friends and threatened to email it to his mum, a renowned T total.

What did I achieve? Well, it'll be hanging over him for a while.
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So quit teasing and post it here :twisted:
 
lahadaextranjera said:
Absolutely! I've been given some Sri Lankan love pills called Silagra and for some reason he's refusing to take them with me. Even when I threaten to take them with someone else he won't succumb.

So don't worry there won't be a video of the next episode, however I'm hoping the last one will cement the next one! ;)
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This mature worldly man would take them with you as well
 
lahadaextranjera said:
Absolutely! I've been given some Sri Lankan love pills called Silagra and for some reason he's refusing to take them with me. Even when I threaten to take them with someone else he won't succumb.

So don't worry there won't be a video of the next episode, however I'm hoping the last one will cement the next one! ;)
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Am I a bad person?

Weed makes my wife horny. I smoke her out a lot.
 
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